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Doctors, Professors, Kings and Queens

"Doctors, Professors, Kings and Queens: The Big Ol' Box of New Orleans" is a 4-CD box set celebrating the joy and diversity of the New Orleans music scene, from R&B to jazz to funk to Latin to blues to zydeco to klezmer (!) and more, including a full-size, 80-page book.

Produced, compiled and annotated by Chuck Taggart (hey, that's me!), liner notes by Mary Herczog (author of Frommer's New Orleans) and myself. Now for sale at your favorite independent record stores (such as the Louisiana Music Factory, because you should be supporting local New Orleans retailers) or via Amazon if you insist.

The box set was the subject of a 15-minute profile on National Public Radio's "Weekend Edition" on Feb. 6, 2005, and a segment on Wisconsin Public Radio's "To The Best of Our Knowledge" on Apr. 3, 2005. Here are some nice blurbs from the reviews (a tad immodest, I know; I'm not generally one to toot my own horn, but let's face it, I wanna sell some records here.)

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"More successfully than any previous compilation, Doctors... captures the sprawling eclecticism, freewheeling fun and constant interplay of tradition and innovation that is at the heart of Crescent City music." -- Keith Spera, New Orleans Times-Picayune.

"... if you DO know someone who's unfortunate enough to have never heard these cuts, press this monumentally adventurous box and its attendant booklet upon them. It's never too late to learn" -- Robert Fontenot, OffBeat magazine, New Orleans

"... the best collection yet of Louisiana music." -- Scott Jordan, The Independent, Lafayette, Louisiana.

"[T]he year's single most awesome package" -- Buddy Blue, San Diego Union-Tribune

"This four-CD box set doesn't miss a Crescent City beat ... For anyone who has enjoyed the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, this is Jazz Fest in a box. ***1/2" -- Dave Hoekstra, Chicago Sun-Times

"... excellently compiled, wonderfully annotated ... New Orleans fans will know much of this by heart, though they may not remember it sounding so good; those who don't know what it's like to miss New Orleans will quickly understand." -- Terry Lawson, Detroit Free Press.

"... a perfect storm when it comes to reissues. This box set is musically exciting, a complete representation of its subject matter, and just plain fun to listen." -- Charlie B. Dahan, AllAboutJazz.com

"... one of the best impressions of a city's musical blueprint that you're likely to ever find." -- Zeth Lundy, PopMatters.com

"... an unacademic, uncategorized album that suits the city's time-warped party spirit." -- Jon Pareles, The New York Times

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Media:
Gambit Weekly
NOLA.com & The Times-Picayune
OffBeat
Scat Magazine
WDSU-TV (Channel 6, NBC)
WGNO-TV (Channel 26, ABC)
WNOL-TV (Channel 38, WB)
WTUL-FM (91.5, Progressive radio)
WVUE-TV (Channel 8, FOX)
WWL-TV (Channel 4, CBS)
WWNO-FM (89.9, classical, jazz, NPR)
WWOZ-FM (90.7, Best Radio Station in the Universe)
WYES-TV (Channel 12, PBS)


NOLAblogs

New Orleans ...
proud to blog it home.

2 Millionth Weblog
A Frolic of My Own
Ashley Morris
Blogging New Orleans
Dispatches from Tanganyika
Home of the Groove
Humid City
Library Chronicles
Mellytawn Dreams
Metroblogging N.O.
People Get Ready
Da Po'Blog
Suspect Device Blog
The Third Battle of New Orleans
World Class New Orleans
The Yat Pundit
Your Right Hand Thief
Cocktail hour.

"We are still heartily of the opinion that decent libation supports as many million lives as it threatens; donates pleasure and sparkle to more lives than it shadows; inspires more brilliance in the world of art, music, letters, and common ordinary intelligent conversation, than it dims." -- Charles H. Baker, Jr.

CocktailDB
   The Internet's most comprehensive
   and indispensible database of
   authenticated cocktail recipes,
   ingredients, reseearch and more.
   By Martin Doudoroff & Ted Haigh)


Museum of the American Cocktail
   Founded by Dale DeGroff and many
   other passionate spirits in Jan. 2005.
   Celebrating a true American cultural
   icon: the American Cocktail.
   (Their weblog.)

*     *     *

The Sazerac Cocktail
   (The sine qua non of cocktails,
   and the quintessential New Orleans
   cocktail. Learn to make it.)

The Footloose Cocktail
   (An original by Wes;
   "Wonderful!" - Gary Regan.
   "Very elegant, supremely
   sophisticated" - Daniel Reichert.)


The Hoskins Cocktail
   (An original by Chuck;
   "It's nothing short of a
   masterpiece." - Gary Regan)


*     *     *

Chuck & Wes' Cocktail Book Collection
   (Constantly growing)

Chuck & Wes' Cocktail Menu
   (A few things we like to
   drink at home, plus a couple
   we don't, just for fun.)


*     *     *

Peychaud's Bitters
   (Indispensible for Sazeracs
   and many other cocktails.
   Order them here.)


Angostura Bitters
   (The gold standard of bitters,
   fortunately available everywhere
   worldwide. Insist on it.)


Regans' Orange Bitters No. 6
   (Complex and spicy orange
   bitters for your Martinis,
   Old Fashioneds and many more.
   Order them here.)


Fee Brothers' Bitters
   (Classic orange bitters,
   peach bitters and a cinnamony
   "Old Fashion" aromatic bitters,
   plus new lemon & grapefruit bitters!)


The Bitter Truth
   (A new brand of bitters
   from Germany: orange, lemon,
   aromatic bitters and more!)


*     *     *

Alcademics
   (The study of booze with Camper English)

Alcohol (and how to mix it)
   (David Wondrich)

Ardent Spirits
   (Gary & Mardee Regan)

The Art of Drink:
   An exploration of Spirits & Mixology.
   (Darcy O'Neil)

Bar Mix Master
   (Brad Ellis, New Orleans)

Beachbum Berry:
   (Jeff Berry, world-class expert
   on tropical drinks)

The Cocktail Chronicles
   (Paul Clarke's weblog)

The Cocktailian Gazette
   (The monthly newsletter of
   The Museum of the
   American Cocktail.)

A Dash of Bitters
   (Michael Dietsch)

DrinkBoston.com
   (Lauren Clark)

DrinkBoy and the
   Community for the
   Cultured Cocktail
   (Robert Hess, et al.)

DrinkBoy's Cocktail Weblog

Drink Trader
   (Online magazine for the
   drink trade)

Happy Hours
   (Beverage industry
   news & insider info)

Imbibe Magazine
   (Celebrating the world in a glass)

Jeff Morgenthaler
   (Bartender/mixologist, Eugene OR)

Jimmy's Cocktail Hour
   (Jimmy Patrick)

Kaiser Penguin
    (Rick Stutz, bringing us cocktails
    and great photographs)

King Cocktail
   (Dale DeGroff)

La Fée Verte
   (All about absinthe
   from Kallisti et al.)

LUPEC.org
   (Ladies United for the
   Preservation of
   Endangered Cocktails)

Fine Spirits & Cocktails
   (eGullet's forum)

The Ministry of Rum
   (Everything you always wanted to know)

The Modern Mixologist
   (Tony Abou-Ganim)

Mr. Lucky's Cocktails
   (Sando, LaDove,
   Swanky et al.)

Mr. Mixer
   (Hundreds of cocktail recipes ...
   in Hungarian. Well, why not?
   Sajnos, nem beszélek magyarul.)

Nat Decants
   (Natalie MacLean)

Off the Presses
   (Robert Simonson)

Spirit Journal
   (F. Paul Pacult)

Spirits and Cocktails
   (Jamie Boudreau)

Spirits Review
   (Chris Carlsson)

Tastings.com
   (Beverage Tasting
   Institute journal)

The Thirstin' Howl
   (John Myers)

Trader Tiki's Booze Blog
   (Blair Reynolds)

Vintage Cocktails
   (Daniel Reichert)

The Wormwood Society
   (Dedicated to promoting accurate,
   current information about absinthe)

Let's eat!

New Orleans:
Appetites
Culinary Concierge (N.O. food & wine magazine)
Mr. Lake's Non-Pompous New Orleans Food Forum
The New Orleans Menu
Notes from a New Orleans Foodie

Food-related weblogs:
Bacontarian
Chocolate and Zucchini
Honest Cuisine
Il Forno
KIPlog's FOODblog
MeatHenge
Mise en Place
Sauté Wednesday
Simmer Stock
Tastespotting
Tasting Menu
Waiter Rant

More food!
à la carte
Chef Talk Café
Chowhound (L.A.)
eGullet
Epicurious
Food Network
The Global Gourmet
The Hungry Passport
A Muse for Cooks
The Online Chef
Pasta, Risotto & You
Slow Food Int'l. Movement
Southern Food & Beverages Museum
Southern Foodways Alliance
So. Calif. Farmer's Markets
Zagat Guide
&c.

In vino veritas.

The Oxford Companion to Wine
Wine Enthsiast
The Wine Spectator
Wine Today
Wines.com
Zinfandel Advocates & Producers

Wine/spirits shops in our 'hood:
Colorado Wine Co., Eagle Rock
Mission Liquors, Pasadena
Silverlake Wine, Silverlake
Chronicle Wine Cellar, Pasadena

Other wine/spirits shops we visit:
Beverage Warehouse, Mar Vista
Wally's Wine & Spirits, Westwood
The Wine House, West L.A.



Reading this month:

Imbibe! From Absinthe Cocktail to the Whiskey Smash, a Salute in Stories and Drinks to "Professor" Jerry Thomas, Pioneer of the American Bar, by David Wondrich.

A Lifetime of Secrets, by Frank Warren.

The Nasty Bits, by Anthony Bourdain.

Haunted, by Chuck Palahniuk.

The Great Deluge: Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans, and the Mississippi Gulf Coast, by Douglas Brinkley.

Listen to music!

Chuck's current album recommendations

Altan
BeauSoleil
Beck
Luka Bloom
La Bottine Souriante
Billy Bragg
Cordelia's Dad
Jay Farrar
The Frames
Kíla
Sonny Landreth
Los Lobos
Christy Moore
Nickel Creek
OK Go
The Old 97s
Anders Osborne
Planxty
The Proclaimers
Professor Longhair
Red Meat
The Red Stick Ramblers
The Reivers
Zachary Richard
Paul Sanchez
Marc Savoy
Son Volt
Richard Thompson
Toasted Heretic
Uncle Tupelo
Wilco

Tom Morgan's Jazz Roots

Miles of Music

New Orleans Bands.net

New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival

No Depression

RootsWorld

Appalachian String Band Music Festival - Clifftop, WV

Long Beach Bayou Festival

Strawberry Music Festival - Yosemite, CA

Talking furniture:

WWOZ (New Orleans)
   Broadcast schedule
   Live audio stream

KCSN (Los Angeles)
   Broadcast schedule
   Stream the last "Down Home"
   for 1 week after broadcastk

   Live MP3 audio stream

Bob Walker's New Orleans Radio Shrine
   (A rich history of N.O. radio)

PublicRadioFan.com
   (Comprehensive listings)

Air America Radio
   (Talk radio for the
   rest of us)
Folkscene
Joe Frank
Grateful Dead Radio
   (Streaming complete
   shows!)
KPIG, 107 Oink 5
   (Freedom, CA)
KRVS Radio Acadie
   (Lafayette, LA)
LouisianaRadio.com
Mike Hodel's "Hour 25"
   (Science fiction radio)
Raidió Idirlíon
   (Irish language & music)
Raidió na Gaeltachta
   (Irish language)
RootsWorld's Rootsradio
RTÉ Radio Ceolnet
   (Irish trad. music)
WXDU (Durham, NC)

Films seen this year:
(with ratings):

In the cinema:
Babel (****)
Children of Men (****)
Notes on a Scandal (***-1/2)
Zodiac (****)
Grindhouse (**-1/2)
28 Weeks Later (****)
Spider-Man 3 (***)
Rescue Dawn (***-1/2)
1408 (***)
Live Free or Die Hard (***-1/2)
Ocean's Thirteen (**-1/2)
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer(**-1/2)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (***-1/2)
The Bourne Ultimatum (****)
Death at a Funeral (***)
Ratatouille (*****)
Once (****)

On DVD:

DVDfile.com
DVDtalk.com

Lookin' at da TV:

"The West Wing"
"Lost"
"Battlestar Galactica"
"The Sopranos"
"Six Feet Under"
"Deadwood"
"Malcolm In The Middle"
"Star Trek: Enterprise"
"ER"
"House"
"Smallville"
"One Tree Hill"
"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
"The Simpsons"
"Father Ted"
The Food Network

tvpicks.net

Photography:

A Gallery for Fine Photography, New Orleans (Joshua Mann Pailet)
American Museum of Photography
California Museum of Photography, Riverside
International Center of Photography

Ansel Adams
Jonathan Fish
Noah Grey
Greg Guirard
Paul F. R. Hamilton
Clarence John Laughlin
Herman Leonard
Howard Roffman
J. T. Seaton
Jerry Uelsmann
Gareth Watkins
Brett Weston

The Mirror Project
(My pics therein: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.)

My photographs at Flickr

Comix:

The Amazing Adventures of Bill,
by Bill Roundy

Bloom County / Outland / Opus,
by Berkeley Breathed

Bob the Angry Flower,
by Stephen Notley

The Boondocks,
by Aaron McGruder

Calvin and Hobbes,
by Bill Watterson

Doonesbury,
by Garry B. Trudeau

Electric Sheep Comix
by Patrick Farley

Get Your War On
by David Rees

Goats
by Jonathan Rosenberg

L. A. Cucaracha
by Lalo Alcaraz

Leviathan,
by Peter Blegvad

Lil' Abner,
by Al Capp

Lulu Eightball,
by Emily Flake

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green,
by Eric Orner

Pogo,
by Walt Kelly

Suspect Device,
by Greg Peters

Ted Rall,
by Ted Rall

This Modern World,
by Tom Tomorrow

XQUZYPHYR & Overboard,
by August J. Pollak

Must-reads:

Polly Ticks:
AlterNet.org (Progressive politics & news)
Daily Kos (My favorite political weblog)
Eschaton (The Mighty Atrios)
Hullaballoo (The Mighty Digby)
Media Matters for America (Debunking right-wing media lies)
Orcinus (David Neiwert)
PostSecret (Secrets sent in via postcards; astonishingly beautiful, funny and sad.)
Talking Points Memo (Josh Marshall)
TAPPED (The American Prospect Online)
Think Progress
TruthOut (William Rivers Pitt & Co.)

Miscellany::
Borowitz Report
(Political satire)
The Complete Bushisms (quotationable!)
The Fray (Your stories)
Landover Baptist (Better Christians than YOU!)
Maledicta (The International Journal of Verbal Aggression)
The Morning Fix from SF Gate (Opinions, extreme irreverence)
The New York Review of Science Fiction
The Onion (Scarily funny news/satire)
"Rush, Newspeak and Fascism: An exegesis", by David Neiwert. (Read this.)
Whitehouse.org (Not the actual White House, but it should be)

Weblogs I read:

Alicublog
AmericaBlog
American Leftist
BoingBoing
The BradLands
CamWorld
Cardhouse
The Carpetbagger Report
Cheesedip
Considered Harmful
Crabwalk
Creek Running North
Ethel the Blog
Un Fils d'un État Rouge
Follow Me Here
Franklin Avenue
Ghost in the Machine
Goluboy
Hit or Miss
Jesus' General
Mark A. R. Kleiman
kottke.org
The Leaky Cauldron
Letting Loose With the Leptard
Little. Yellow. Different.
Making Light
Martini Republic
Medley
Mister Pants
More Like This
Mr. Barrett
Neil Gaiman's Journal
News of the Dead
No More Mr. Nice Guy!
Not Right About Anything
NowThis.com
Pandagon
August J. Pollak
Q Daily News
Real Live Preacher
Respectful of Otters
Roger "Not That One" Ailes
Ted Rall
Sadly, No!
telescreen.org
This Modern World
WendellWit.com
Whiskey Bar
What's In Rebecca's Pocket?
Windowseat
Your Right Hand Thief

Matthew's GLB blog portal

L.A. Blogs

Friends with pages:

bill
chris
dule
ellen
jon
jordan
mary
mary katherine
michael p.
nancy
peter
robb
sean
shel
steve
ted
todd
tracy and david

The Final Frontier:

Astronomy Pic of the Day
ISS Alpha News
NASA Human Spaceflight
Spaceflight Now

SF:

Locus Magazine Online
SF Site
SFWA

Quotationable:

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

-- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States (1901-1909), speaking in 1918

"There ought to be limits to freedom."

-- George W. Bush, May 21, 1999

"You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier."

-- George W. Bush, describing what it's like to be governor of Texas, Governing Magazine, July 1998

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

-- George W. Bush, CNN.com, December 18, 2000

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it."

-- George W. Bush, Business Week, July 30, 2001

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LOOKA! Bia agus deoch, ceol agus craic.


 "Eating, drinking and carrying on..."  -- Adelaide Brennan



  Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Feliz Día de los Muertos!   Well, actually it's tomorrow, but the festival is usually three days, held to celebrate and honor the lives of the dearly departed in Mexican and many other Latin cultures. The big Los Angeles festival, held at Hollywood Forever Cemetery, was last Saturday and is always a blast (and, with many of the altars and memorials, frequently quite moving.)

I managed to squeak in some photos from last weekend's festivities in time for Hallowe'en. Here are a few; the full set of 49 photos is here.

Angel de la muerte

"That's all, 
folks!"

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IMG_9831

IMG_9863

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Happy Hallowe'en, and Feliz Día de los Muertos!

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  Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Hennessy Art of Mixing Academy.   The producers of one of the oldest brands of Cognac are on tour. They're in the middle of a massive promotion, involving multi-city world tours with various musicians, but have also been conducting seminars for bartenders. Calling it "The Art of Mixing Academy," they made their way to Los Angeles last night and put on a very fine event at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

I managed to snag an invitation thanks to my pal Marcos Tello, one of the great keepers of the bar at Seven Grand, who was hosting the event for Hennessy. I was very glad to be there, because I found myself in a room full of the best bartenders in the city, and some of the best in the country as well -- the seminar and demonstration portion of the evening was conducted by Chad Solomon and Christy Pope, bartenders extraordinaire of places like the Pegu Club, Milk and Honey and the Flatiron Lounge, as well as their own cocktail catering and consulting outfit Cuff and Buttons. We were in very good hands.

There was about an hour or so given to tippling and scmoozing beforehand, so I got to mingle and talk to bartenders (who are, of coures, some of my favorite people in the world). Damian, Patrick, Dan and Brian from Seven Grand were there, and I got to meet the bartenders from Sona (which I love, and whose relatively new cocktail program didn't really exist last time we dined there), Comme Ça (Sona chef David Myers' new French bistro, with a cocktail program and menu developed by Sammy Ross of Milk & Honey, and which sounds amazing), Osteria Mozza (my top dining destination in town, if I can ever get there) and Charcoal among others -- all great folks, and I look forward to quaffing (and dining) at those establishments. Nice big drinks were served, one of which was a long drink of Hennessy VS, lime juice, simple syrup, soda and a bit of Ricard (refreshing), and very excellent Sazeracs, made with Cognac as they were originally (which I don't do nearly often enough, and should do more). I also met Caroline, who's got a spiff locally-oriented blog and who took a bunch of terrific pictures of the event, some of which depict a shady-looking character who bears an uncanny resemblance to yours truly.

After we were herded back inside Chad and Christy went to town, making it very clear that this wasn't just a flashy marketing gimmick on Hennessy's part to increase brandy sales. Brandy is a truly, exceptionally mixable spirit, and it seems that a number of people don't realize that. Brandy was, in fact, one of the first spirits to be mixed into cocktails, and all the other categories of drinks developed in the 19th Century, but many factors, from the phylloxera epidemic to Prohibition and the later popularity of vodka marked the decline of Cognac brandy as a mixed spirit. People tended to think it's something older people drink out of a snifter; in recent years other demographics have popped up, everyone from James Bond to rappers. Hennessey (and really, any good mixologist as well) want to remind bartenders as well as the general public of this history of Cognac in cocktails and mixed drinks, and encourage them to create more new ones.

The drinkable history lesson stretched back to the emergence and earliest mentions of a "cocktail," which first appeared in print in a Hudson, N.Y. newspaper on May 13, 1806 described as "a stimulating liquor composed of spirits of any kind, water, sugar and bitters; it is vulgarly called a 'bittered sling.'" (Oh my, how vulgar ... I'm so appalled by the vulgarity of that appellation that I may have to find myself a fainting couch! Ahem.) At the time, a drink called a "sling" was merely spirits, sugar and water, and the addition of bitters to it made it something special. One of the first cocktails to emerge, of course, was New Orleans' own Sazerac, and this was the first cocktail demonstrated and presented to everyone, in lovely little taster glasses, by Christy and Chad. Surely you know the recipe by now, but I'll give it to you again, especially because I was pleased to see that Christy and Chad make theirs almost exactly the same way we make them at home, proportions-wise; the only difference was a dash of Angostura, which they emphasized was widespread but not traditional, and I got the impression that most of the time they leave that out. (My philosophy: while Angostura is a stupendously fabulous product and one of the great anchors of the bar, its ubiquity calls for it to be omitted here so that Peychaud's bitters, used originally and solely in the Sazerac at its creation and through its development and cementation of popularity, can shine as is truly deserves).

Of course, most of the time the Sazerac is made with rye whiskey these days, but this is the Original Sazerac, and if you haven't tried it this way, you should.

The Sazerac Cocktail

2-1/2 ounces Cognac brandy (we used Hennessy VS last night).
1/4 - 1/2 ounce simple syrup to taste.
4 dashes Peychaud's Bitters.
1/4 ounce Herbsaint, absinthe or pastis.
Lemon peel.

First, chill an Old Fashioned glass with ice. Once chilled, empty it and add the pastis or absinthe; swirl to coat the inside of the glass, and discard the excess, leaving a little bit behind in the bottom of the glass.

Combine the brandy, bitters and simple syrup in a mixing glass with ice; stir for 20-30 seconds and strain into the prepared glass. Express the oil from the lemon onto the surface of the drink, and garnish the drink with the peel, no matter what grumpy ol' Mr. Stanley Clisby Arthur says. (We love you though, Stanley.)

Next we moved on to another historical cocktail, when things started to get a bit more complex in the mixing glass. Another category of drinks to emerge in the early to mid-19th Century was the Smash, referred to by the Father of All Bartenders, "Professor" Jerry Thomas, as "a julep on a small plan." It had some similar ingredients to the well-loved julep -- spirits, sugar and mint -- but rather than being slowly sipped through a straw in a silver cup packed with shaved ice, the smash was strained off the ice, more bracing and meant to be consumed quickly.

The classic Smash was usually made with brandy, whiskey or gin (most likely Dutch gin rather than the London dry we're used to today), shaken with fine cracked or shaved ice and a couple of nice sprigs of mint, then served over fresh cracked/shaved ice and garnished with mint and orange slices. In more recent years, Dale DeGroff, King of Cocktails, adapted the Smash to more modern tastes with the addition of a bit of citrus to it, which makes it a much more pleasant drink. The addition of about half a medium lemon, cut into quarters and muddled in the mixing glass with the mint, does more than add a bit of juice -- this way, you get lemon oil from the peel, and that makes a huge flavor difference.

Sounds simple, but you'll be surprised how wonderful this drink is, and while you're at it you're drinking history.

The Brandy Smash
(Modern version)

2 ounces Hennessy VS Cognac brandy.
3/4 ounce simple syrup.
1/2 lemon, quartered.
Small handful of mint.

Place the lemon in the mixing glass, top with the mint and muddle until you've released the lemon oil from the peel, along with some juice. Don't pulverize the lemon and especially not the mint.

Add the simple syrup and brandy, fill with ice and shake for 10-12 seconds. Strain into an Old Fashioned glass, either up or on the rocks, and garnish with another sprig of mint.

Bartender's hint: before you garnish, place the mint in the palm of your hand and give it good "spank;" i.e., clap your hands with the mint in your palm. Sure, it's a bit showy (yet impressive-looking), and it serves to help release the aroma of the mint, which'll go right up your schnozz as you're sipping. Mmmmmmm.

Then we moved on in our cocktail history to a drink called the Daisy, which contined spirits, sugar and water (or simple syrup), citrus and a bit of orange Curaçao. From this basic recipe you could vary the spirits as with many of these historic drinks -- brandy, whiskey, rum and gin were frequently used to make Daisies -- but you could vary the liqueur as well. For a classic daisy the best orange Curaçao is recommended -- Senior and Marie Brizard make good ones, but the best of all is the classic Grand Marnier, richly flavored with its brandy base.

Chad and Christy demonstrated a variation/evolution from the classic Daisy formula with this drink, in which the Curaçao is replaced by yellow Chartreuse, in a slightly higher proportion to the lemon juice to give it a nice balance. Green Chartreuse is typically specified, which you certainly can use, but the yellow has a slightly softer, sweeter profile that works really well in this combination; I love the way yellow Chartreuse plays with lemon juice.

The Champs-Elysées

1-1/2 ounces Hennessy VS Cognac.
3/4 ounce yellow Chartreuse.
1/2 ounce fresh lemon juice.
1 dash Angostura bitters.

Combine in a shaker with ice, shake for 10-12 seconds, strain into a chilled rocks glass, either up or on the rocks as you prefer.

We moved on to the development of cocktails in Europe. While the cocktail can be called America's first great contribution to the culinary arts, the Europeans finally started to catch up in the early 20th Century. One classic that emerged from that period, and is perhaps the best-known brandy cocktail today, despite its relative obscurity with the general drinking public, is the Sidecar, which emerged around the end of World War I. As with many cocktails there are myriad stories as to its origin; Harry MacElhone, in his classic work Harry's ABC of Mixing Cocktails, cites a bartender from London by the name of Pat MacGarry. David Embury, author of The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks, gives credit to an American officer in Paris who asked a bartender for a kind of brandy sour and named it after the side car of his motorcycle. Whoever did it ... well, thanks. We like it.

And whoever did it ... it's not an entirely original concept, having descended from the Crusta, and being in a category of drinks Gary Regan calls "New Orleans Sours;" i.e., spirit, orange liqueur, citrus. The original proportion, as it was made in France during its beginnings, were equal proportions of brandy, triple sec and lemon juice. Perhaps it's just that tastes have changed, but in this proportion I place this into a category of drinks I call "Not Very Good." Not bad, just undistinguished. Later on the proportions evolved to 2 parts brandy and 1 each of the other two ingredients, and then for a while I started making them in the "classic" proportion of 4:2:1 (which is incidentally a good starting-off point if you're trying to create a new drink with spirit, liqueur and citrus; you can vary from there as you need, and add seasoning via dashes of this and that). However, Christy and Chad -- as well as Patrick and some of the other bartenders present -- favor a 3:2:1 proportion, which oddly enough is the proportion I use for my Margaritas but not my Sidecars. I will now. It was goo-ooo-ood.

The Sidecar

1-1/2 ounces Hennessy VS Cognac.
1 ounce Cointreau.
1/2 ounce lemon juice.

Combine with ice and shake for 10-12 seconds. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.

There are many people who also garnish the drink with a sugar-encrusted rim. I don't do it. It's messy and unnecessary. The drink doesn't need it.

(That said, if you're making Tony Abou-Ganim's wonderful Sidecar variation, The Cable Car, in which Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum is substituted for the Cognac in a 2:1:1/2 proportion, the rim of cinnamon and superfine sugar on the glass really makes the drink. It's lovely, and it's the sole reason we keep Captain Morgan in the house.)

Next came another classic cocktail called the East India Cocktail, which was quite obscure until it was inadvertently resurrected by Dale DeGroff. Back at the turn of the century Dale was commissioned by Courvoisier to create a new cocktail featuring their Millennium Cognac bottling, which he then called the Millennium Cocktail. He later figured he needed to change the name, as he was very happy with the way the cocktail turned out and he'd hate to see it relegated to the trash heap of millennial merchandise. Later on, he discovered that an out-of-print book called The Roving Bartender, written by Bill Kelly in 1946, had a cocktail called the East India Cocktail that contained the same basic ingredients albeit in greatly different proportions. Dale's version has some subtle but important differences that make for a wonderful flavor, and as far as I can tell, he's still calling it the Millennium (he was the night he gave me one, at least). It was absolutely lovely.

The original East India recipe called for Cognac with just a couple dashes each of orange Curaçao, pineapple juice and bitters. Dale's Millennium had equal parts brandy and pineapple. This version of the East India that Chad and Christy made for us splits the difference, and retains the finishing touches on Dale's drink, one of which was to be a huge influence on my own signature cocktail.

The East India Cocktail
(Modern, Dale DeGroff-inspired version)

1-1/2 ounces Hennessy VS Coganc.
3/4 ounce pineapple juice.
1/2 ounce Grand Marnier.
1 dash Angostura bitters.

Combine ingredients with ice in a mixing glass, shake thorougly for 10-15 seconds. Strain into a cocktail glass. You'll have a lovely foamy head, which is what happens when you shake pineapple juice. Flame an orange peel over the surface of the drink, and grate a little nutmeg on top.

The final cocktail we were served was an example of the very kind of thing Hennessy and the gathered bartenders want to have happen -- the creation of new brandy-based cocktails. Working with Audrey Saunders at the Pegu inspired them to do more experimentation with the infusion of teas into spirits, which has tremendously exciting flavor potential. Audrey's Earl Grey Marteani, which is insanely good, begins with a bottle of Tanqueray gin that has been infused with loose leaf Earl Grey tea. Infusing tea is easy but you have to watch it. The general rule of thumb is 1 tablespoon of tea leaves per 8 ounces of spirits, so you'll need about 4 tablespoons for a liter, 3 for a 750ml. The infusion time is two hours -- no more, no less, especially not more. Any longer than that will mean more and more of the tannins will be extracted from the tea leaves, making the spirit overly tannic. "Even two hours and twenty minutes can kill the whole thing," Chad said.

They experimented with the infusion of spiced Indian chai into Cognac, thought of making it creamy without making it too heavy and settled on a vanilla-flavored almond milk (easily obtainable at Whole Foods and similar markets); this way you get the creaminess without the weight. They had tried soy milk and found it completely unsuitable (unsurprising, as I find soy milk to be completely unpalatable), but the almond milk had just the right touch. I tasted some by itself, which I'd never done, and it's wonderful stuff -- I'm going to lay in a supply for myself now. A nice, silky body and creamy, foamy head came from the addition of egg white.

This is a really, reall good drink, perfect for dessert or even for breakfast or brunch.

Left Bank Masala Chai Cocktail
(by Chad Solomon and Christy Pope)

1-1/2 ounces chai-infused Hennessy VS Cognac.
1-1/2 ounces vanilla almond milk.
1/2 ounce honey syrup (2:1 honey and hot water; allow to cool).
3/4 ounce pasteurized egg white.

Combine the ingredients in a cocktail shaker WITHOUT ICE. Shake for about 10 seconds without ice -- this helps emulsify the ingredients nicely. THEN add the ice, and shake for a good 30 seconds. Strain into a wine goblet or decorative glass of your choice. Garnish with a grating of nutmeg and some toasted sliced or slivered almonds.

After Chad and Christy's presentation, the bartenders present were invited to go behind the fairly well-stocked bar and play; i.e., create! Marcos and Patrick and Damien and a bunch of other guys got back there and made some very tasty stuff (none of which I remember because I didn't write any of it down). There was one guy who was into the whole "flair" thing, juggling bottles and glasses and shakers over his head and behind his back and, in the process, dribbling spirit and mixer all over the floor. I am really not into that kind of thing; it adds nothing to the flavor of the drink and arguably takes away from it because he is not using jiggers to measure his ingredients. I'm also opposed to freepouring in general, as in many recipes a difference of even 1/4 ounce being out of proportion can completely kill a drink. (It takes almost no time to use a jigger to measure, folks ... use 'em!) If my bartender is a talented juggler, fine -- I'd rather see him juggle rubber balls or flaming bowling pins in between drinks than juggle my liquor.

I got behind the bar after a while and knocked something off which wasn't bad. I had never mixed brandy with St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur before, and there was a nice big pretty bottle of it (so hush). I gave it a semi-classic proportion, upped the level of the St. Germain due to its being less sweet than most liqueurs, and tossed in a couple of dashes of fruit bitters to make it a bit more complex and interesting. Several people tasted it and thought it pretty good; my favorite reaction was from Judd, one of the bartenders I'd been talking to, who took one sip and made a big puckery Mr. Yuck face. I cracked up. "Wow, that good, huh?!" He, as it turns out, prefers sweeter drinks (which I do not), and this was was to his palate a bit tart. I gave him a minute to recover and prepare, and had him taste it again. Still not to his own taste, but he did appreciate the flavors and balance.

I thought about naming it after Wesly, since he wasn't feeling well and couldn't make it to the event, but I don't think either of us are egomaniacal enough to name drinks after ourselves or each other. I thought of something somewhat close, though, and named it after one of my favorite character actresses whose name at least contains his in its first syllable. The tartness and pleasantly bitter edge of the cocktail suited her most famous character too, I think. ("Oh, do be quiet, Durwood.")

The Moorehead Cocktail

2 ounces Hennessy VS Cognac.
3/4 ounce St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur.
1/2 ounce fresh lime juice.
1 dash Fee Brothers' peach bitters.
1 dash Fee Brothers' orange bitters.

Combine with ice and shake for 10-12 seconds. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. No garnish.

My last Cognac offering is one I came up with several years ago, inspired by an old recipe I found in a book about vintage barware, of all things. I haven't mentioned it in about four years or so, so it's time for a refresher. It's pretty good, I think; folks who've come to the house like it. I do hope to be able to serve it to its namesake one day. One of my oldest friends was a camera operator on "I Heart Huckabees," and was kind enough to present the recipe to her and tell her how I had come up with it and named it after her. She was "fascinated," and honored, but apparently declined to issue the invitation to the set for me to make her one that I was hoping for. Oh well.

The Lillet Tomlin

Offer your guest a gracious hello!

Then, combine in a mixing glass with ice:

1 ounce Lillet.
1 ounce Mandarine Napoleon.
1/2 ounce Cognac.
1/2 ounce Maraschino liqueur.

Stir for 30 seconds and and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry, and a thin slice of orange perched on the rim of the glass.

Garnish additionally with two ringy-dingys and serve to the party to whom you are speaking.

The whole event was a blast. Thanks to Marcos for inviting me, to Christy and Chad for their great presentation, to Hennessy for putting it on, and to all the bartenders I met that night -- I look forward to warming some barstools in your places soon. Thanks again to Caroline for all the great pictures; she covered the event quite nicely in her blog.

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  Friday, October 26, 2007

Tonight.   We'll have dinner with a goodly segment of The Fat Pack tonight, chowing down on Hungarian food at Duna-Csárda, formerly Csardas, in Hollywood. I love Hungarian food, although if authentically prepared it'll make you feel like you need to have your arteries scraped out. That tends to only kick in after four days or so, so I'm hoping we'll be fine tonight. It's apparently changed hands since the Csardas days, and I hope it's still as good as it once was. We'll see. Anyway, I hope to have Magyar food porn by next week.

Then we're headed to Theatre Asylum in Hollywood to see a grand stage production in which the movie "Showgirls" is re-enacted by sock puppets.

I'm not kidding.

It's entitled "Sock Puppet Showgirls," and it's just what you might be thinking it is -- Paul Verhoeven and Joe Eszterhas' unintentional camp classic (and truly one of the most painfully bad movies ever, described by that great cineaste and critic Joe Bob Briggs as "the only movie ever made where every single character is hated by the audience"), satirized as it's performed by the very non-Lamb Chop-like cast. Between Csardas and Eszterhas we're keeping up the Hungarian theme for the evening as well.

Egészségedre! (Make sure you pronounce this toast properly, because if you leave out that final "r" you're not saying "To your health!" but instead "Up your arse!")

Perique Liqueur de Tabac.   Many of you are, I'm sure, aware of this liqueur. In case you aren't ...

Perique Liqueur de Tabac

Master absinthe-maker Ted Breaux was approached by someone at the distillery in France where he makes his magnificent absinthes with a sample of a Japanese product, an attempt at a tobacco-based liqueur. This particular product was ... not good. He was intrigued by the idea, though, and was encouraged by the distiller to see if he could come up with something better. Ted, being a Louisiana native, thought of the extremely rare, powerful, fruity Perique tobacco. Perique is, in fact, grown only in St. James Parish, Louisiana, and for the most part only on two family farms, for a total of about 16 acres' worth. A year and a half later, Perique Liqueur de Tabac was born.

I'd been hearing about this, and when we ordered our last batch of absinthe from Liqueurs de France I added a bottle of Perique to the order. I was excited about this, and not because I'm a smoker. I'm not. In fact, I'm one of those pain-in-the-ass non-smokers that people like Anthony Bourdain really hate. (Too feckin' bad. I don't spit my alcohol habit in your face. But we're not going to fight about this, are we?) What I do love is the smell of tobacco before you set it on fire, and I always have since I was a kid. Too bad it gets ruined when you ignite it.

Perique is 31% alcohol (62 proof), made entirely from the distillation of the rare tobacco in a wine-based spirit plus sugar, and interestingly the process leaves the resulting spirit completely free of nicotine (which would have been a headache for this product on a number of levels).

We followed Ted's advice to enjoy Perique as one would enjoy a fine Cognac, and sipped it neat from our best Cognac glasses. It's wonderful stuff -- smooth, complex, fruity, spicy, not too sweet, not cloying at all, with elements of wood and leather, more like one of the more complex whisky-based / spice liqueurs only drier. Unless you were familiar with the type of tobacco it's made from you'd almost never know it was made from tobacco at all. I almost hate to mix this stuff, but I can't help but wonder what a half-ounce of this would taste like in certain cocktails. I think I'm going to order another couple of bottles of Perique and find out.

We broke out the bottle at our absinthe tasting last Sunday, and I passed around a sample. Everyone loved it, and noted flavors ranging from pear to allspice. Everyone was pleasantly surprised when it was revealed it was a tobacco liqueur.

Perique may not be for everyone, but I can't recommend it more wholeheartedly. I'll even let you drink it in the house.

Eggs and bacon for breakfast. (Or, Cocktail of the day.)   As you may have noticed, I've really been getting into flips lately. It doesn't hurt that Mary gave us some fresh eggs, fresh out of her friend's chickens. (These are much, much better than factory-farmed supermarket eggs.)

Last June I linked to an L.A. Times article about Mexican liqueurs (which has now unfortunately fallen into the catacombs of their paid archive), and recently picked up another one they wrote about: D'Aristi Xtabentun (pronounced "shtah-behn-toon"), Mayan liqueur of the Yucatán, made from fermented honey and aniseed in a rum base (described in the article as "Pernod for honey lovers," although I myself would be more likely to say "Herbsaint for honey lovers"). It's lovely, and I understand it's terrific in coffee (can't wait to try that!). We decided to take Murray Stenson's advice, though, after he left a comment on that post which included this recipe, encouraging us to try it for breakfast. "Mmmm, breakfast." I, being no stranger to breakfast cocktails, wholeheartedly embraced this idea.

The Xtabentun Flip

The Xtabentun Flip
(from Murray Stenson, Zig Zag Café, Seattle)

1-1/2 ounces brandy (we used Don Pedro Mexican brandy).
1/2 ounces Xtabentun
1/4 ounce fresh lemon juice
3/4 ounce fresh orange juice
Whole egg
Simple syrup to taste (we used 1/2 ounce of rich Demerara syrup).

Combine with ice and shake vigorously for 20 seconds. Strain into appropriately pretty glassware and optionally top with some freshly grated nutmeg.

Yay, eggs for breakfast! But, you know ... I like bacon with my eggs.

Unfortunately a bit earlier that morning I discovered a mishap with our second refrigerator out in the garage -- the freezer door had come open and had been that way for at least a day, ruining lots of frozen crawfish tails, boudin, duck sausage, black pudding, passion fruit purée and a gorgonzola and walnut frozen pizza from Roma Deli. Sigh. Not only that, but the three remaining packs of Allan Benton's Hickory Smoked Country Bacon, one of the best I've ever had and one of my running favorites, had been at room temperature for too long and smelled just a little too funky when I opened them. DAMMIT!!

I looked in the inside fridge to see if there was anything else, and ... ta-daaa! Kolozsvári to the rescue!

Koloszvari (Hungarian bacon) Mmmmm, bacon.

Not the first cocktail with which I've served bacon as an accompaniment, but maybe the best so far. I think the combo might work a little better with a more simply flavored flip or milk punch ("It's really different," said Wesly, who added that he'd drink this one but wasn't sure he'd ask for another one). I rather enjoyed it, and look forward to more experimentation with Xtabentun.

"Down Home" fundraising wrap-up.   It was a bit of a slow night -- I was up against the World Series (some baseball thing, apparently popular). We did manage to pull in about $800 in pledges, which should get kicked up a bit when website pledges and matching funds come in.

Thanks to those of you who did pledge, and of course ... it's not too late! Support KCSN, the best and most truly eclectic mix of music in Los Angeles radio -- go to our website at kcsn.org and click to pledge.

Miss Willie Mae an' Miss Leah in da Noo Yawk papuh!   A New York Times reporter visits Willie Mae's Scotch House and Dooky Chase's in New Orleans, and orders fried chicken. With video!

Music video of the day.   Damien Dempsey, one of my very favorite Irish singers these days, performing his song "It's All Good" from TG4, the Irish-language TV network.

Editorial cartoon of the day.   They're only skeet to these people.

I love Pat Oliphant. (Thanks, LeeAnn!)

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  Thursday, October 25, 2007

KCSN Pledge Drive!   It's been going on since last Friday, but tonight's my turn to raise money for the radio station and for my program "Down Home".

You can call in to pledge the old-fashioned way at (800) 795-KCSN (5276) between the hours of 7:00 and 9:00pm PDT (10pm-midnight Eastern, 0300-0500 GMT), or do it the newfangled modren way! Visit our website at kcsn.org anytime, and just tell 'em you like "Down Home." If you're a listener to the station (and specificalaly to my program), we ask you to give a little back, particularly now that "Down Home" is offered as a weekly archive, which you can stream at your leisure!

We have lots of thank-you gifts in return for your pledge, starting with the Down Home CD 5-Pack, which includes:

Goin' Home: A Tribute to Fats Domino -- 2 CDs featuring artists such as John Lennon, Paul McCartney, B.B. King, Ivan Neville, Elton John, Taj Mahal, The New Orleans Social Club, Allen Toussaint, Dr. John, Bonnie Raitt, Jon Cleary, Neil Young, Ben Harper, Lucinda Williams, Randy Newman, Robert Plant, Li'l Band O' Gold, Art Neville and many more!

The Red Stick Ramblers - Made in the Shade -- The Ramblers, from southwest Louisiana, spin Western Swing, '20s and '30s era jazz, and traditional Cajun stylings to create an addictive sound all their own.

Gráda - Cloudy Day Navigation -- Great, cutting-edge Irish traditional music with a contemporary flair.

Sky Blue Sky - Wilco -- I don't want to hear any whining about this wonderful album (waah, it's not different enough, waah, it's not rocking enough, waah). It's brilliant; sweet, harmonic folk-rock interspersed with brash guitar solos from Nels Cline that knock your socks off and take the songs off in fantastic and unexpected new directions.

Washington Square Serenade - Steve Earle -- Alt.country singer/songwriter Earle's griping new album is a loving tribute to his newly adopted hometown of New York City and its freewheeling folk music era of the early '60s -- that movement, that music and the city that gave them all a nurturing home.

Plus my 4-CD New Orleans box set Doctors, Professors, Kings & Queens: The Big Ol' Box of New Orleans, and if this wasn't enticement enough ... everyone who pledges will be eligible to win a 7-day cruise to the Mexican Riviera -- enjoy the sun-swept beaches of Mazatlan, take in the sights of Puerto Vallarta and Cabo San Lucas. Your odds are going to be a damn sight better than most contests, especially the Lotto, so pledge and (I hope) win!

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  Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Frank J. Mannino, "Frankie Mann," 1926-2007.   I was very sad to hear that my music teacher and band director from eighth grade and high school passed away last weekend, of Lou Gehrig's Disease. (I didn't know he was suffering from that, how awful.)

Frank J. Mannino, aka Frankie Mann

We called him "Prof," and outside of school he was a professional jazz musician and bandleader known as "Frankie Mann," nephew of Santo Pecora, one of New Orleans' early jazz greats. He was a tremendous jazz educator, and a wonderful music teacher overall. By time time I was a freshman he had me playing as well as the first-chair seniors I sat next to in the band. During the summer between 8th grade and freshman year he taught me to play the saxophone (and very well, except for my lack of aptitude for jazz imporvisation, his specialty) in less than three months. He led our band to numerous awards and me and many of my classmates to superior-rated solo performances. My all-encompassing interest in music and my professional dabbling therein (albeit not as a performer) is traceable back to those days. He was a gentleman who called his students "gents," a patient but demanding teacher, and insisted on discipline and decorum from his students.

So of course, we gave him a hard time.

We were a bunch of 15-year-olds who thought they knew everything and that adults were stupid, and I'm afraid I gave Prof far more agita than he deserved. I regret not having the opportunity to tell him what a great teacher he was, to apologize for the often rotten behavior of myself and many of my classmates, and to let him know that despite what an unappreciative little shit I could be at 15 and 16, that I grew up all right.

My sincerest and heartfelt condolences go out to his family, friends, and everyone who was fortunate enough to be educated by him.

Thanks for everything, Prof.

Southern Californians, it's time to flee.   F-L-E-A, flee.

The wildfires are a huge disaster, 1500+ homes have been destroyed, and it's long from over. As if that wasn't bad enough, who is now apparently coming to our rescue?

Brownie.

Flee.

(More from The Rude Pundit.)

Absinthe tasting.   We had several friends over last Sunday and broke out our five different absinthes (excluding the French Versinthe Blanche and two inferior Spanish absentas), plus two that Gregg and Mike brought, set out a nice spread and officially inaugurated our relatively new absinthe fountain. And a splendid time was had by all.

The spread included prosciutto and perfumey Tuscan-style cantaloupe, several different kinds of olives, marinated roasted red peppers, cornichons, several cheeses (Parmigiano-Reggiano, Stilton, Carrigaline Irish farmhouse cheese, Roquefort, a wonderful musky goat blue cheese, membrillo, Italian white anchovies, crusty bread and some Italian fig cookies with chocolate chips. All of which went very well with The Green Fairy (which in some cases was white).

Here are the brands we tried:

Lucid: The first absinthe made for the American market since the ban in 1914, developed by Ted Breaux and marketed by Viridian Spirits. It's currently on the shelves in New York and Los Angeles, coming soon elsewhere and goes for about $60.

Kübler 53: The first Swiss absinthe to be commercially available, legally imported by a spirits importer based in Texas, currently in NY and soon to hit LA and elsewhere. We got a nice deal from DrinkUpNY of $51 with no tax and free shipping.

"La Bleue": A clear Swiss absinthe that Gregg and Mike brought which they mail-ordered back when this was contraband, especially in Switzerland where it was made; Swiss law allowed for ridiculously huge fines not for the making or drinking of absinthe, but for its transportation. I'm not sure of the manufacturer, but this would be similar to the Kübler or two the current Clandestine brand (reviews here and here).

Pernod aux extraites de plantes d'absinthe: Pernod once made the most popular brand of absinthe in France, but switched the formula to a pastis after the ban. Now Pernod Absinthe is once again available in Europe (and, I hope, soon in America as well).

Absinthe Nouvelle-Orléans: The first product released by Jade Liqueurs, hand-made by New Orleanian Ted Breaux in century-old copper pot stills that were used to make Pernod absinthe in their heyday, in a distillery in Pontarlier, France. Ted is primarily responsible for debunking many of the myths about quality historical absinthe -- that it doesn't rot your brain (other than by overconsumption of any strong alcoholic spirit), it doesn't make you crazy, it doesn't make you hallucinate (see previous parenthetic remark re: pink elephants), and that "thujone content" is a highly overrated characteristic. This style of absinthe approximates that kinds that were popular in New Orleans near the turn of the 19th Century.

Absinthe PF 1901: Another of Ted's artisanal products, an "homage" to the original Pernod Fils absinthe and which, according to those lucky enough to do a side-by-side tasting, compares favorably to vintage bottles of the real stuff.

Verte Suisse 65°: An "absolutely accurate" recreation of C. F. Berger's product made in Neufchâtel, Switzerland between 1823 and 1910, which was "almost lost forever if it had not been for the resurfacing of original, unopened bottles, which Jade Liqueurs was able to secure for preservation." We hadn't tried this one before, and those who have say it's Ted's best.

It was a party, and not entirely a party of hardcore absintheurs, so we didn't do detailed tasting notes, but we did have favorites and not-so-favorites. We'd make and share either 1 or 2 servings of each, dripped with chilled water from the fountain at roughly a 4:1 or 5:1 proportoin as per the traditional method, albeit none with sugar cubes because, um ... I forgot to get sugar cubes. However, while being a fun part of the ritual with the absinthe spoon and the dripping of the water over and through the sugar, sugar is not necessary to enjoy these spirits. As Ted told us during his excellent seminar at Tales of the Cocktail, the reason for the sugar was not to counteract any horrid bitterness, but because "the French had a sweet tooth ... and still do." The detectable bitterness in the various products is actually quite pleasant, and nothing hard to handle for anyone who quaffs Campari and Italian amari as much as I do. (Just wait until I finally get a bottle of pelinkovac, preferably the Serbian Gorki List brand rather than the Croatian Maraska, which is reportedly less bitter that its Serbian counterpart.)

Lucid: Good. Not spectacular, but as Mike put it, "VERY easy to drink." Ted was asked to "tone down" the flavor profile for the American palate, which means less intensity in the anise (because how many Americans do you know who despise that flavor and throw away all their black jellybeans?) and less complexity in the herbal undertones. It still tasted quite good, though, and would make an excellent "starter absinthe" for anyone interested in this spirit, its history and possibly working their way up to finer-quality (and more expensive) products.

Kübler: Very good. Lighter in alcohol and body and flavor, but full-flavored -- a bouquet of aromas wafted from the glass, and it tasted great, with the anise balanced by herbal and floral flavors. Also very easy to drink, but more complex than Lucid. A fantastic value.

La Bleue: Similar to the Kübler, with a slightly higher alcohol content. Also clear, it louched nicely and had a prominent anise flavor, with not as much compexity as the Kübler. Crisp and clean. I shudder at the thought that given its illegal status at its point of origin at the time of purchase, it was at least four times more expensive than the Kübler is now. Zoinks.

Pernod: This one could have used the sugar cube, as it had much more bitterness than the previous ones. Referred to on the web site as being "inspired" by the original, and especially after tasting Ted's own homage later on, I don't think they got terribly close. From what I've read it's artificially colored (!!), which seems a bit of a slap in the face; the real stuff gets its color from the chlorophyll during the maceration stage. I'm not a fan of Pernod pastis (I think New Orleans' own Herbsaint is a far superior product, at 1/3 the price), and this seemed a lot like that but more bitter.

Nouvelle-Orléans: This was our first bottle of Ted's stuff, and we'd already had about 1/3 of it before the other night. Several of us agreed on a great one-word description for this one: "Funky," like its namesake. This one was vastly different from every other absinthe we had ever tasted. The anise was there but not overwhelming, and there were several other spices in the mix as well, ones I wasn't used to from other absinthes. It's ... funky. I really like it.

PF 1901: We tasted this for the first time at Ted's seminar in New Orleans, and in comparison with the product that the actual Pernod company is now making ...well, they should be ashamed, and Ted knocks it out of the park. Unfortunately I'm unlikely ever to have the opportunity to sample pre-1914 vintage Pernod, but if it's anything like this, I'll be happy to stick with this. An explosion of aromas come out of the glass after it's louched, and there's so much going on in -- anise and a touch of wormwood bitterness and flowers and mint and a multilayered symphony of tastes. Yay!

Verte Suisse 65°: Another winner. Unlike most typical Swiss styles it's green, but not quite as deep green as some of the others. Once the water was added and the spirit louched it was practically the dictionary definition of the word "opalescent" in color, and you could practically smell the aromas across the room -- anise and flowers and herbs and an almost honeyed sweetness that most definitely does not require added sugar. Wonderful stuff.