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New Orleans music for disaster relief

Doctors, Professors, Kings and Queens

"Doctors, Professors, Kings and Queens: The Big Ol' Box of New Orleans" is a 4-CD box set celebrating the joy and diversity of the New Orleans music scene, from R&B to jazz to funk to Latin to blues to zydeco to klezmer (!) and more, including a full-size, 80-page book.

Produced, compiled and annotated by Chuck Taggart (hey, that's me!), liner notes by Mary Herczog (author of Frommer's New Orleans) and myself. Now for sale at your favorite independent record stores, or order directly from Shout! Factory Records, where all profits will be donated to New Orleans disaster relief through the end of March 2006.

The box set was the subject of a 15-minute profile on National Public Radio's "Weekend Edition" on Feb. 6, 2005, and a segment on Wisconsin Public Radio's "To The Best of Our Knowledge" on Apr. 3, 2005. Here are some nice blurbs from the reviews (a tad immodest, I know; I'm not generally one to toot my own horn, but let's face it, I wanna sell some records here.)

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"More successfully than any previous compilation, Doctors... captures the sprawling eclecticism, freewheeling fun and constant interplay of tradition and innovation that is at the heart of Crescent City music." -- Keith Spera, New Orleans Times-Picayune.

"... if you DO know someone who's unfortunate enough to have never heard these cuts, press this monumentally adventurous box and its attendant booklet upon them. It's never too late to learn" -- Robert Fontenot, OffBeat magazine, New Orleans

"... the best collection yet of Louisiana music." -- Scott Jordan, The Independent, Lafayette, Louisiana.

"[T]he year's single most awesome package" -- Buddy Blue, San Diego Union-Tribune

"This four-CD box set doesn't miss a Crescent City beat ... For anyone who has enjoyed the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, this is Jazz Fest in a box. ***1/2" -- Dave Hoekstra, Chicago Sun-Times

"... excellently compiled, wonderfully annotated ... New Orleans fans will know much of this by heart, though they may not remember it sounding so good; those who don't know what it's like to miss New Orleans will quickly understand." -- Terry Lawson, Detroit Free Press.

"... a perfect storm when it comes to reissues. This box set is musically exciting, a complete representation of its subject matter, and just plain fun to listen." -- Charlie B. Dahan, AllAboutJazz.com

"... one of the best impressions of a city's musical blueprint that you're likely to ever find." -- Zeth Lundy, PopMatters.com

"... an unacademic, uncategorized album that suits the city's time-warped party spirit." -- Jon Pareles, The New York Times

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Looka! Archive
(99 and 44/100% link rot)

October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006

2005:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

2004:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

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2001:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

2000:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

1999:   Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.
 

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Shop New Orleans! Visit the stores linked here to do your virtual online shopping in New Orleans. The city needs your money!

Greater N.O. Community Data Center
New Orleans Wiki

Media:
Gambit Weekly
NOLA.com & The Times-Picayune
OffBeat
Scat Magazine
WDSU-TV (Channel 6, NBC)
WGNO-TV (Channel 26, ABC)
WNOL-TV (Channel 38, WB)
WTUL-FM (91.5, Progressive radio)
WVUE-TV (Channel 8, FOX)
WWL-TV (Channel 4, CBS)
WWNO-FM (89.9, classical, jazz, NPR)
WWOZ-FM (90.7, Best Radio Station in the Universe)
WYES-TV (Channel 12, PBS)


NOLAblogs

New Orleans ...
proud to blog it home.

2 Millionth Weblog
A Frolic of My Own
Dispatches from Tanganyika
Home of the Groove
Humid City
Hurricane Katrina Aftermath
Library Chronicles
Mellytawn Dreams
Metroblogging N.O.
People Get Ready
Da Po'Blog
Suspect Device Blog
The Third Battle of New Orleans
World Class New Orleans
The Yat Pundit
Your Right Hand Thief
Cocktail hour.

CocktailDB
   The Internet's most comprehensive
   and indispensible database of
   authenticated cocktail recipes,
   ingredients, reseearch and more.
   By Martin Doudoroff & Ted Haigh)


Museum of the American Cocktail
   Founded by Dale DeGroff and many
   other passionate spirits in Jan. 2005.
   Celebrating a true American cultural
   icon: the American Cocktail.
   (Their weblog.)

*     *     *

The Sazerac Cocktail
   (The sine qua non of cocktails,
   and the quintessential New Orleans
   cocktail. Learn to make it.)

The Footloose Cocktail
   (An original by Wes;
   "Wonderful!" - Gary Regan.
   "Very elegant, supremely
   sophisticated" - Daniel Reichert.)


The Hoskins Cocktail
   (An original by Chuck;
   "It's nothing short of a
   masterpiece." - Gary Regan)


*     *     *

Chuck & Wes' Cocktail Menu
   (A few things we like to
   drink at home, plus a couple
   we don't, just for fun.)


*     *     *

Peychaud's Bitters
   (Indispensible for Sazeracs
   and many other cocktails.
   Order them here.)


Angostura Bitters
   (The gold standard of bitters,
   fortunately available everywhere
   worldwide. Insist on it.)


Regans' Orange Bitters No. 6
   (Complex and spicy orange
   bitters for your Martinis,
   Old Fashioneds and many more.
   Order them here.)


Fee Brothers' Bitters
   (Classic orange bitters,
   peach bitters and a cinnamony
   "Old Fashion" aromatic bitters.
   Skip the mint variety, though.)


*     *     *

The Alchemist
   (Paul Harrington)

Alcohol (and how to mix it)
   (David Wondrich)

Ardent Spirits
   (Gary & Mardee Regan)

The Art of Drink:
   An exploration of Spirits & Mixology.
   (Darcy O'Neil)

Beachbum Berry:
   (Jeff Berry, world-class expert
   on tropical drinks)

The Cocktail Chronicles
   (Paul Clarke's weblog)

The Cocktailian Gazette
   (The monthly newsletter of
   The Museum of the
   American Cocktail.)

A Dash of Bitters
   (Michael Dietsch)

DrinkBoy and the
   Community for the
   Cultured Cocktail
   (Robert Hess, et al.)

DrinkBoy's Cocktail Weblog

Drink Trader
   (Online magazine for the
   drink trade)

Happy Hours
   (Beverage industry
   news & insider info)

Imbibe Magazine
   (Celebrating the world in a glass)

King Cocktail
   (Dale DeGroff)

La Fée Verte
   (All about absinthe
   from Kallisti et al.)

LUPEC.org
   (Ladies United for the
   Preservation of
   Endangered Cocktails)

Fine Spirits & Cocktails
   (eGullet's forum)

Martini Republic: Drinks
   (featuring posts by Dr. Cocktail!)

The Ministry of Rum
   (Everything you always wanted to know)

The Modern Mixologist
   (Tony Abou-Ganim)

Mr. Lucky's Cocktails
   (Sando, LaDove,
   Swanky et al.)

Nat Decants
   (Natalie MacLean)

Spirit Journal
   (F. Paul Pacult)

Spirits Review
   (Chris Carlsson)

Tastings.com
   (Beverage Tasting
   Institute journal)

Vintage Cocktails
   (Daniel Reichert)

The Wormwood Society
   (Dedicated to promoting accurate,
   current information about absinthe)

Let's eat!

New Orleans:
Appetites
Culinary Concierge (N.O. food & wine magazine)
Mr. Lake's Non-Pompous New Orleans Food Forum
The New Orleans Menu
Notes from a New Orleans Foodie

Food-related weblogs:
Bacontarian
Chocolate and Zucchini
Honest Cuisine
Il Forno
KIPlog's FOODblog
MeatHenge
Mise en Place
Sauté Wednesday
Simmer Stock
Tasting Menu
Waiter Rant

More food!
à la carte
Chef Talk Café
Chowhound (L.A.)
eGullet
Epicurious
Food Network
The Global Gourmet
The Hungry Passport
A Muse for Cooks
The Online Chef
Pasta, Risotto & You
Slow Food Int'l. Movement
Southern Food & Beverages Museum
Southern Foodways Alliance
So. Calif. Farmer's Markets
Zagat Guide
&c.

In vino veritas.

The Oxford Companion to Wine
Wine Enthsiast
The Wine Spectator
Wine Today
Wines.com
Zinfandel Advocates & Producers

Wine/spirits shops in our 'hood:
Colorado Wine Co., Eagle Rock
Mission Liquors, Pasadena
Silverlake Wine, Silverlake
Chronicle Wine Cellar, Pasadena

Other wine/spirits shops we visit:
Beverage Warehouse, Mar Vista
Wally's Wine & Spirits, Westwood
The Wine House, West L.A.

Reading this month:

The Humours of Planxty, by Leagues O'Toole.

In Search of the Craic: One Man's Pub Crawl Through Irish Music, by Colin Irwin.

Microcosmic God: The Complete Stories of Theodore Sturgeon, Vol. 2, by Theodore Sturgeon.

Listen to music!

Chuck's current album recommendations

Altan
BeauSoleil
Beck
Luka Bloom
La Bottine Souriante
Billy Bragg
Cordelia's Dad
Jay Farrar
The Frames
Kíla
Sonny Landreth
Los Lobos
Christy Moore
Nickel Creek
OK Go
The Old 97s
Anders Osborne
Planxty
The Proclaimers
Professor Longhair
Red Meat
The Red Stick Ramblers
The Reivers
Zachary Richard
Paul Sanchez
Marc Savoy
Son Volt
Richard Thompson
Toasted Heretic
Uncle Tupelo
Wilco

Tom Morgan's Jazz Roots

Miles of Music

New Orleans Bands.net

New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival

No Depression

RootsWorld

Appalachian String Band Music Festival - Clifftop, WV

Long Beach Bayou Festival

Strawberry Music Festival - Yosemite, CA

Talking furniture:

WWOZ (New Orleans)
   Broadcast schedule
   Live audio stream

KCSN (Los Angeles)
   Broadcast schedule
   "Down Home" playlist
   Live MP3 audio stream

Bob Walker's New Orleans Radio Shrine
   (A rich history of N.O. radio)

PublicRadioFan.com
   (Comprehensive listings)

Air America Radio
   (Talk radio for the
   rest of us)
Folkscene
Joe Frank
Grateful Dead Radio
   (Streaming complete
   shows!)
KPIG, 107 Oink 5
   (Freedom, CA)
KRVS Radio Acadie
   (Lafayette, LA)
LouisianaRadio.com
Mike Hodel's "Hour 25"
   (Science fiction radio)
Raidió Idirlíon
   (Irish language & music)
Raidió na Gaeltachta
   (Irish language)
RootsWorld's Rootsradio
RTÉ Radio Ceolnet
   (Irish trad. music)
WXDU (Durham, NC)

Films seen this year:
(with ratings):

In the cinema:
Syriana (****)
Match Point (****)
Underworld Evolution (**)
Munich (****)
Transamerica (****)
The New World (****)
V for Vendetta (****)
On DVD:
The Frighteners (***1/2)
Eating Out (**)
Dead and Buried (***)
Heavenly Creatures (****)
Minority Report (****)
Tarnation (***)
Crash (**)
The Constant Gardener (***-1/2)

DVDfile.com
DVDtalk.com

Lookin' at da TV:

"The West Wing"
"Lost"
"Battlestar Galactica"
"The Sopranos"
"Six Feet Under"
"Deadwood"
"Malcolm In The Middle"
"Star Trek: Enterprise"
"ER"
"House"
"Smallville"
"One Tree Hill"
"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
"The Simpsons"
"Father Ted"
The Food Network

tvpicks.net

Photography:

A Gallery for Fine Photography, New Orleans (Joshua Mann Pailet)
American Museum of Photography
California Museum of Photography, Riverside
International Center of Photography

Ansel Adams
Jonathan Fish
Noah Grey
Greg Guirard
Paul F. R. Hamilton
Clarence John Laughlin
Herman Leonard
Howard Roffman
J. T. Seaton
Jerry Uelsmann
Gareth Watkins
Brett Weston

The Mirror Project
(My pics therein: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.)

My photographs at Flickr

Comix:

The Amazing Adventures of Bill,
by Bill Roundy

Bloom County / Outland / Opus,
by Berkeley Breathed

Bob the Angry Flower,
by Stephen Notley

The Boondocks,
by Aaron McGruder

Calvin and Hobbes,
by Bill Watterson

Doonesbury,
by Garry B. Trudeau

Electric Sheep Comix
by Patrick Farley

Get Your War On
by David Rees

Goats
by Jonathan Rosenberg

L. A. Cucaracha
by Lalo Alcaraz

Leviathan,
by Peter Blegvad

Lil' Abner,
by Al Capp

Lulu Eightball,
by Emily Flake

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green,
by Eric Orner

Pogo,
by Walt Kelly

Suspect Device,
by Greg Peters

Ted Rall,
by Ted Rall

This Modern World,
by Tom Tomorrow

XQUZYPHYR & Overboard,
by August J. Pollak

Must-reads:

Polly Ticks:
AlterNet.org (Progressive politics & news)
Daily Kos (My favorite political weblog)
Eschaton (The Mighty Atrios)
Hullaballoo (The Mighty Digby)
Media Matters for America (Debunking right-wing media lies)
Orcinus (David Neiwert)
PostSecret (Secrets sent in via postcards; astonishingly beautiful, funny and sad.)
Talking Points Memo (Josh Marshall)
TAPPED (The American Prospect Online)
Think Progress
TruthOut (William Rivers Pitt & Co.)

Miscellany::
Borowitz Report
(Political satire)
The Complete Bushisms (quotationable!)
The Fray (Your stories)
Landover Baptist (Better Christians than YOU!)
Maledicta (The International Journal of Verbal Aggression)
The Morning Fix from SF Gate (Opinions, extreme irreverence)
The New York Review of Science Fiction
The Onion (Scarily funny news/satire)
"Rush, Newspeak and Fascism: An exegesis", by David Neiwert. (Read this.)
Whitehouse.org (Not the actual White House, but it should be)

Weblogs I read:

Alicublog
AmericaBlog
American Leftist
BoingBoing
The BradLands
CamWorld
Cardhouse
The Carpetbagger Report
Cheesedip
Considered Harmful
Crabwalk
Creek Running North
Ethel the Blog
Un Fils d'un État Rouge
Follow Me Here
Franklin Avenue
Ghost in the Machine
Goluboy
Hit or Miss
The Hoopla 500
Jesus' General
Mark A. R. Kleiman
kottke.org
The Leaky Cauldron
Letting Loose With the Leptard
Little. Yellow. Different.
Making Light
Martini Republic
Medley
Mister Pants
More Like This
Mr. Barrett
Neil Gaiman's Journal
News of the Dead
No More Mr. Nice Guy!
Not Right About Anything
NowThis.com
Pandagon
August J. Pollak
Q Daily News
Real Live Preacher
Respectful of Otters
Roger "Not That One" Ailes
Ted Rall
Sadly, No!
Telescreen.org
This Modern World
WendellWit.com
Whiskey Bar
What's In Rebecca's Pocket?
Windowseat
Your Right Hand Thief

Matthew's GLB blog portal

L.A. Blogs

Friends with pages:

bill
chris
dule
ellen
jon
jordan
mary
mary katherine
michael p.
michael y.
nancy
peter
robb
sean
shel
steve
ted
todd
tracy and david

The Final Frontier:

Astronomy Pic of the Day
ISS Alpha News
NASA Human Spaceflight
Spaceflight Now

SF:

Locus Magazine Online
SF Site
SFWA

Quotationable:

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

-- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States (1901-1909), speaking in 1918

"There ought to be limits to freedom."

-- George W. Bush, May 21, 1999

"You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier."

-- George W. Bush, describing what it's like to be governor of Texas, Governing Magazine, July 1998

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

-- George W. Bush, CNN.com, December 18, 2000

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it."

-- George W. Bush, Business Week, July 30, 2001

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LOOKA!Bia agus deoch, ceol agus craic.

 "Eating, drinking and carrying on..."  -- Adelaide Brennan

  Thursday, November 30, 2006

Drink! Drink!   Calm yourself, Father Jack ... it's just the Drinks Special in this week's New York Times Dining section. (Thanks, Vidiot!)

Read about one of my favorite topics, the resurgence of rye whiskey with a tasting as well; the sad lot of the bartender who invents new drinks that nobody wants to try, and then brave the waters of the Pernod and pomegranate "Cosmopolitan", renamed as The Stray Dog (hmm), The Love Unit (I dunno, Crow...) and the Horseradish Pomegranate Margarita (eww); then move on to sipping high-end tequilas by the snifter; then have a look at the idea of going overboard with the "no drinking during pregnancy" thing (and there's apparently no proof at all that an occasional glass of wine while preggers causes any harm).

Drink up!

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  Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Budino di pane saporito con guanciale, formaggio Taleggio e funghi porcini.   Or, if I got the Italian right ... Savory Bread Pudding with guanciale, Taleggio cheese and porcini mushrooms.

You're gonna wanna make this.

Savory Bread Pudding with guanciale, Taleggio and porcini
(Budino di pane saporito)

  • One 12 ounce (340g) loaf of Italian bread or baguette
  • 1/2 pound (about 250g) frozen or fresh porcini mushrooms
  • 1 ounce dried porcini mushrooms
  • 1-1/2 cups (350ml) very hot water
  • 12 ounces guanciale or pancetta, sliced thin
  • 12 ounces Taleggio cheese, thinly sliced as best as you can
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
  • 1 medium sweet onion, sliced
  • 6 cloves garlic, chopped
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
  • 12 large eggs
  • 3-1/2 cups (28 fluid ounces, or 825ml) half-and-half
  • 1 teaspoon dried basil
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • Bunch of fresh basil
  • Few sprigs rosemary
  • Few dashes Worcestershire sauce
  • Several dashes hot sauce (Crystal, Tabasco, Cajun Chef, Texas Pete, whatever you like)
Slice the bread into 1/2" slices and let dry out overnight. You may also dry them in a 200°F (95°C) oven for about 30-40 minutes until they're completely dried; make sure you don't brown them.

Soak the dried porcini in the hot water for 30 minutes until reconstituted. Filter the mushroom water through a coffee filter and reserve. Rinse the reconstituted mushrooms and reserve. Slice the frozen porcini and reserve any water that's squeezed out of them (you might want to give each 'shroom a gentle squeeze). Slice about 1/4" thick and gently sauté until most of the excess moisture has come out of the mushrooms. Remove the mushrooms and reserve; deglaze the pan with the dried mushroom water and reduce by about half, reserve.

Spread the slices of guanciale (or pancetta if you can't get guanciale) on two large baking sheets (or as many as needed) and cook in a 350°F (175°C) oven until browned. Remove with a slotted spatula and drain on paper towels; reserve all the fat.

Melt 1 tablespoon of the butter with the olive oil in a skillet and sauté the onion and garlic over low to medium-low heat for 15 minutes or so, until slightly caramelized. Reserve.

Whisk the eggs together in a large bowl until thoroughly combined, then add the half-and-half and 2 tablespoons guanciale fat (save the rest for cooking); whisk to combine thoroughly. Add the oregano, basil, Worcestershire, hot sauce, the reduced mushroom liquid, about 2 teaspoons of salt, plenty of fresh ground black pepper and Creole seasoning to taste.

Butter the bottom and sides of the baking dish with the remaining tablespoon of butter (use more if you need it), then make one layer of dried bread slices on the bottom. Use little broken-off pieces if you need to fill any little spaces. Cover the bread layer evenly with 1/2 of the custard mixture, giving it a whisk just before pouring to distribute the seasoning, then start adding layers -- spread both batches of reserved mushrooms, then the Taleggio, then spread out several whole leaves of basil. Remove the leaves from the couple of rosemary sprigs, roughly chop and sprinkle those evenly as well. Then evenly spread the onion-garlic mixture, and top with the guanciale or pancetta. Season with a bit more salt and pepper, then place a second layer of bread over that middle layer, filling the holes with broken pieces as needed.

Give the custard a final mix with the whisk and pour evenly over the entire surface of the bread, making sure you wet everything. Season the top with more black pepper and a sprinkling of salt, then wrap the pudding thoroughly in plastic wrap and weight the top down. You can use a couple of boxes of brown sugar or something like that, but I found that a couple of telephone books worked perfectly. This helps compress the layers of the pudding so that the custard will soak all the way through and so that it'll cook more evenly. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours or overnight.

When you're ready to get going, take the pudding out of the fridge and let it come to room temperature for about a half an hour. Cover with foil then bake in a preheated oven at 350øF for about 15 minutes, then remove the foil and sprinkle the top with the grated Parmigiano. Continue to bake until golden brown on top and the edges and center are puffed up. Let the pudding cool for about 5 minutes, then slice and serve.

This is the best savory bread pudding I've ever made.

Well, he's right, of COURSE.   Via Tom Tomorrow, who said that "[a]nyone who's spent any time reading right-wing blogs already understood this to be true":

[Christopher] Lohse, a social work masters student at Southern Connecticut State University, says he has proven what many progressives have probably suspected for years: a direct link between mental illness and support for President Bush.

Lohse says his study is no joke. The thesis draws on a survey of 69 psychiatric outpatients in three Connecticut locations during the 2004 presidential election. Lohses study, backed by SCSU Psychology professor Jaak Rakfeldt and statistician Misty Ginacola, found a correlation between the severity of a persons psychosis and their preferences for president: The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush.

But before you go thinking all your conservative friends are psychotic, listen to Lohses explanation.

"Our study shows that psychotic patients prefer an authoritative leader," Lohse says. "If your world is very mixed up, theres something very comforting about someone telling you, 'This is how its going to be.'"

The study was an advocacy project of sorts, designed to register mentally ill voters and encourage them to go to the polls, Lohse explains. The Bush trend was revealed later on.

The study used Modified General Assessment Functioning, or MGAF, a 100-point scale that measures the functioning of disabled patients. A second scale, developed by Rakfeldt, was also used. Knowledge of current issues, government and politics were assessed on a 12-item scale devised by the study authors.

Bush supporters had significantly less knowledge about current issues, government and politics than those who supported Kerry, the study says.

That last bit especially is no big surprise.

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  Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I'm fat.   Well, I hope this is a temporary situation, but we've had a very filling weekend. It's rabbit food for me for the next few weeks.

We did our (in)famous Second Thanksgiving on Sunday, in which we have friends over and let it all hang out, foodwise. I contributed an old-fashioned Kentucky country ham from Col. Bill Newsom and family, topped with the famous New Orleans root beer glaze, as well as a couple of side dishes. I did Dubliner Mac 'n Cheese again (third time in a week!), and instead of a dressing I made a savory bread pudding with frozen/fresh and dried porcini mushrooms, Taleggio cheese and guanciale. It was a new, experimental recipe of mine, and it was staggeringly good, if I do say so myself.

There was also a tray of Wesly's famous Bacon-wrapped dates stuffed with Parmigiano Reggiano, a recipe he got from A.O.C. restaurant in West Hollywood and for which our guests clamor (the bacon from Neuske's, and some of the best anywhere), Opelousas Yam Crunch, roasted Brussels sprouts (which were fabulous), cream sage biscuits (which are amazing, and just three ingredients -- flour, cream and sage), a tray of various salumi (including pepperoni, Genoa salame, sopressata and cappacola) with insalata Caprese and a pesto sauce, cranberry-orange relish ... and a bunch of desserts too. Banana cheesecake with fudge topping, Rocky Road cake, chocolate marshmallows, a panettone, and fortuantely we didn't get to our idea of dipping little Snickers bars in batter and dropping them into my new deep-fryer.

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving(s).

(*urp*) ... excuse me.

They're not that hungry, really.   After the above description I feel embarrassed to post this, but I will because it makes me angry enough. Is this a joke, or a travesty? (Given this awful, awful administration it's the latter, and just one of many.)

Some Americans Lack Food, but USDA Won't Call Them Hungry

The U.S. government has vowed that Americans will never be hungry again. But they may experience "very low food security."

Every year, the Agriculture Department issues a report that measures Americans' access to food, and it has consistently used the word "hunger" to describe those who can least afford to put food on the table. But not this year.

Mark Nord, the lead author of the report, said "hungry" is "not a scientifically accurate term for the specific phenomenon being measured in the food security survey." Nord, a USDA sociologist, said, "We don't have a measure of that condition."

The USDA said that 12 percent of Americans -- 35 million people -- could not put food on the table at least part of last year. Eleven million of them reported going hungry at times. Beginning this year, the USDA has determined "very low food security" to be a more scientifically palatable description for that group.

Yeah, it'll be news to the 35 million people who go to bed hungry that our government no longer considers them actually hungry, perhaps because they're tired of being compared to third world countries and repressive dictatorships in areas like hunger, press freedom (where we rank at #53, with countries such as Botswana, Croatia and Tonga) and number of executions, including execution of minors (where we rank alongside Iran, Saudi Arabia and China).

I truly despise these people.

"If this isn't civil war, I don't know what is."   The President and the National Security Advisor still say Iraq is not in a state of civil war. The people who are actually there beg to differ.

Michael Ware, reporting from Baghdad, outside the Green Zone:

Ware again, on how the president, the ambassador to Iraq and the generals are "divorced from reality":

Ware: "The debate about whether or not this is a civil war is fueled either by the luxury of distance -- those who aren't here living on the ground -- or by the spin of those with a political agenda to deny its existence."

We did this.

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  Thursday, November 23, 2006  :: Thanksgiving Day :: 

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."   Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I hope today is not a day full of family arguments joy, horrendously annoying travel delays quality time spent with family and friends, and bloated, distended bellies to the point of physical discomfort and gastrointestinal distress lots of great food.

Here's a little bit of Thanksgiving cheer, the (in)famous episode of "WKRP in Cincinnati" featuring Mr. Carlson's legendary WKRP promotional turkey giveaway, in three parts.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Oh, the humanity!

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  Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The long goodbye.   Goddammit ... I'm really tired of my heroes leaving us this week. One of the world's great filmmakers, one of America's greatest artists and one of my own top two or three favorite film directors since I first became aware of cinema as art -- Robert Altman has died at the age of 81.

Robert Altman, 1925-2006

One of the great, lost, lamented movie theatres for me was the Gentilly Orleans, on Gentilly Boulevard in New Orleans. By the time I got to it it had become an art and repertory house, and that's where I received my Altman education, along with the Prytania Theatre uptown. That's where I saw what was then his newest film, 3 Women, and it absolutely mesmerized me. I devoured everything of his I saw, and I even appreciated films of his that received critical drubbings. (I felt empowered, however, by the then-film critic of the Times-Picayune, whose Top Ten Films of the Year list was always topped with whatever Altman film came out that year; I think her name was Laura Vincent, but I don't quite recall.) I even liked Quintet, and a few friends and myself may have been the only ones; I even built a Quintet board and we played the game! (It's a pretty good game, too, without the murders, that is.) I've had some friends who've worked for him, and I'm insanely jealous. From everything I heard, he ran a great set, and was wonderful to work with.

Bob Altman gave me many wonderful gifts over the years, including some of my all-time favorite films. Here's everything of his I saw, and the list makes me boggle.

That Cold Day In The Park. M*A*S*H. Brewster McCloud. McCabe and Mrs. Miller. Images. The Long Goodbye. Thieves Like Us. California Split. Nashville. Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson. 3 Women. A Wedding. Quintet. A Perfect Couple. Popeye. Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean. Streamers. Secret Honor. Tanner '88. Vincent and Theo. The Player. Short Cuts. Kansas City. Cookie's Fortune. Gosford Park. A Prairie Home Companion.

Pretty friggin' amazing. I've got some holes to fill, and I'll fill them soon.

Thanks for everything, Bob. I think we'll be watching some of your movies this weekend.

Mícheál Ó Domhnaill tribute.   I'm not sure if any of yis will be near your radios or computers on Thanksgiving evening, but I'm preparing a musical tribute to Mícheál on "Down Home," which I hope you'll tune in to as you're digesting your turkey, before your tryptophan comas kick in.

It'll feature some extremely rare material from the Celtic Folkweave album Mícheál recorded with Mick Hanly in 1973 after Skara Brae and before The Bothy Band which was never released on CD and is very hard to find on LP these days. I'll also play some Bothy Band material, some of his duet work with Kevin Burke, some Relativity tracks and maybe even a Nightnoise track or two.

The program will also feature a set of rare recordings by Planxty as well, so if you're a fan of Irish music tune in this Thursday, Thanksgiving evening, from 7:00 to 9:00pm Pacific Time (9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 0300 GMT) locally at 88.5 FM, and on the web at KCSN.org.

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  Monday, November 20, 2006

Oh no.   I read some shocking and sad news over the weekend, and it made me feel even worse in that it happened four months ago, and for some reason I didn't hear about it at the time.

Mícheál Ó Domhnaill, 1952-2006)

Mícheál Ó Domhnaill, one of Ireland's best and most preeminent traditional musicians, formerly of Skara Brae, The Bothy Band, Relativity, Puck Fair and Nightnoise, died in a fall at his Dublin home on Saturday, 8 July, 2006. He was only 53.

If there was one other band that would be the equal or near-equal of Planxty in its influence on Irish music in the latter part of the 20th Century, it would be the Bothy Band. Their unbelievable energy, drive and ferocity set them a bit apart from Planxty but they had no less respect and devotion for the tradition, while bringing it to a younger audience, setting it in marvelous arrangements and playing the old music the excitement and modernity of a rock band. The band consisted of Mícheál (whose name is pronounced MEE-hall O'Donnell) and his sister Tríona Ní Dhomhnaill (TREE-na nee GHunn-ull), Dónal Lunny (who had recently departed Planxty), Paddy Keenan, Matt Molloy (currently with The Chieftains for the last 27 years) and Kevin Burke (preceded by Tommy Peoples and briefly, Paddy Glackin). They were legendary for the energy they brought to their performances and the even greater energy they brought to their on-the-road lifestyle of revelry. The group unfortunately burned itself out after a few years, but left behind five astonishing records, three studio and two live.

An obiturary in the U.K. Herald notes quite accurately that Mícheál has left behind "a priceless legacy of traditional music."

As a crucial part of legendary 1970s group The Bothy Band's rhythm section, Ó Domhnaill created the blueprint for guitar accompaniment in Irish music.

Along with his sister, Triona, he introduced new audiences, attracted by the group's instrumental virtuosity, to the wonders of Gaelic song. He also named the group. On a trip to Scotland, he'd spotted a photo of Irish farm labourers taken in the 1890s outside their hovel, captioned The Bothy Band.

The Ó Domhnaill family grew up in Kells, County Meath, but spent their summers in the Donegal Gaeltacht, where their aunt Néilí would share a store of songs that they later took out on to the international stage.

Mícheál, Tríona and sister Maighread formed their first group, Skara Brae, with guitarist Dáithí Sproule, in 1970. Their only album, while considered too adventurous when released in 1971, was hailed as a landmark on its CD reissue in 1998.

Mícheál and Maighread joined Tríona in Seachtar [Irish for "seven people"], which became The Bothy Band. He collected many songs in Donegal for University College, Dublin, and "Calum Sgaire" and "Tiocfaidh an Samhradh," sung in his quiet, rich-in-the-tradition style, became Bothy Band showstoppers alongside their rumbling mouth music tour de force, "Fionnghuala."

After five years, The Bothy Band split in 1979. Mícheál and Tríona settled in America, where they worked together in the long-running group Nightnoise.

In 2001, The Bothy Band re-convened for a Celtic Connections concert that was an affirmation of the magical quality that siblings singing together can create. Later that year, Micheal and another ex-Bothy Band fiddler, Paddy Glackin, released Reprise, an album which, with Micheal's gorgeous reading of Loch Lomond and his inventive, apposite accompaniments to his friend's fiddle mastery, forms a fitting if far too premature epitaph to a great musician.

More from the Irish Times:

It was Mícheál, along with Dáithí Sproule, who introduced the DADGAD guitar tuning to Irish music, having been influenced by John Renbourn and Bert Jansch of Pentangle. (This tuning enabled countless musicians to unpick the harmonies and underscore the melodies in traditional and folk music with a finesse previously unknown.)

The group set the bar high with this early recording, aided in no small way by their deep appreciation that to sing a song well, one had to understand its provenance. It was here that Aodh Ó Domhnaill's long summers of music collection bore fruit.

Mícheál inherited his father's passion for delving deep beneath the skin of the tradition, and he spent well over a year in the company of his blind aunt, Néilí Ní Dhomhnaill, in Rann na Féirste [Rannafast, Co. Donegal].

Her unique and formidable store of songs fuelled a lifelong love of forensic musicianship in Mícheál, a passion he later pursued by collecting songs in the Hebrides and western isles of Scotland. This attention to detail was also repeatedly evident in his magnificently detailed arrangements of songs and tunes on two albums with Relativity and seven album recordings with Nightnoise, not to mention his superbly innovative recordings with Kevin Burke, Portland and Promenade.

Ó Domhnaill was a musician who had a deep appreciation of the space between the notes as much as he did the notes themselves. He had an equal facility with songs in both Irish and English.

In that he united disparate audiences, with his arrangement of the Scots Gaelic song, "Fionnghula," becoming a keystone of The Bothy Band's repertoire; while his interpretation of "Lord Franklin," a seminal English seafaring song, has yet to be matched, in terms of both the sensitivity of his arrangement and the subtlety of his vocal delivery. His more recent forays into the recording studio resulted in the excellent collaboration with Paddy Glackin on 2001's Athchuairt/Reprise.

At his funeral, the remaining members of The Bothy Band convened, along with piper Liam Ó Floinn, accordion player Tony MacMahon and Máiréad Ní Mhaonaigh, an apt farewell to a musician whose talent remains peerless.

I'd only ever seen Mícheál perform live one time, at a performance by his jazz/trad Irish group Puck Fair with flutist Brian Dunning, which later morphed into the Celtic-jazz-chamber music ensemble Nightnoise. After seeing Planxty, it was one of my life's musical ambitions to see Mícheál play with a reunited Bothy Band, and I'm terribly sad that not only will I never see this, and more so that Mícheál is gone and none of us will hear him play again.

There was a tribute to Mícheál on RTÉ radio's "Rattlebag" that's worth listening to.

I'd recommend, if you haven't done so already, that you get all of the Bothy Band albums you can lay your hands on; they're all still in print. For an example of Mícheál's wonderful guitar playing and gorgeous voice, have a listen to The Bothy Band's performance of "The Death of Queen Jane", one of Mícheál's most beautiful vocal performances ever (and thanks to Richard Silverstein for hosting this).

Here are a couple of wonderful video clips I found on YouTube. The first is recent, from a TG4 (the Irish-language TV network) tribute to Prionsías Ó Maonaigh (Francie Mooney, the father of Altan's singer/fiddler Mairéad Ní Mhaoniagh) who also passed away this year. Fiddler Paddy Glackin and Mícheál, who accompanies on guitarplay three reels: "John Kelly's", "The Merry Sisters" and "The Silver Spear." (Following is more chat as Gaeilge, and some more tunes from Francie along with daughter Mairéad Ní Mhaonaigh and grandson Ciarán Ó Maonaigh.)

Next is a rare clip of a Bothy Band performance from 1976. Mícheál is unfortunately mostly in the background on this clip, but it's wonderful nonetheless. His sister Tríona is on lead vocals for a song called "Pretty Peg," followed by a tune called "Craig's Pipes."

Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam dilis.

Decency prevails.   In the wake of nationwide outrage and the growing list of FOX Television Network affiliates who were refusing to air it, News Corp. have cancelled their upcoming O.J. Simpson media presentations, both the 2-part TV interview and the subsequent publication of his book. Rupert Murdoch himself apologized for the affair, and for "any pain this has caused."

There may be some hope for this country yet.

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  Friday, November 17, 2006

Thanks!   Well, I don't know how many folks who read this humble webblawwwg kicked in (there was one I know of, at least!), but in any case, thanks to everyone who helped support KCSN and "Down Home" during the pledge drive last night, to the tune of $1,544!! That'll go up once matching grants kick in, so there'll be a nice big wheelbarrow full of money to dump on our general manager's desk (clear some space, Freddie!).

Pimming!   No, that's not something dirty.

In fact, I was perusing recent back issues of the San Francisco Chronicle and came across an article about Pimm's, the English gin-based "semi-sweet fruity" liqueur. Apparently the Pimm's Cup cocktail is making a comeback and is popping up on bar menus all over the Bay Area.

Except for some of us, though ... the Pimm's Cup can't make a comeback because it's never been away. It's the house cocktail at New Orleans' legendary Napoleon House, the world's most civilized bar, and has been for decades. N.O. food writer Pableaux Johnson notes the irony in such a beverage being the signature drink of a bar named for (and a building originally bought for) the deposed Emperor of France: "In 1821, then-owner and former New Orleans mayor Nicolas Girod offered the building to Napoleon as a base of New World operations while the ex-emperor was imprisoned on St. Helena. After a storied career fighting British forces for Euro-domination, would the "Little Corporal" approve such an Anglified beverage?" Probably not, but it'd be fun to see the look on his face if he were offered one.

The Pimm's Cup cocktail is perfect for sweltering summer days (and long nights) in New Orleans, due to its relatively low alcohol content and its nearly endless ability to provide refreshment. Napoleon House uses a fairly simple recipe: a shot of Pimm's No. 1 Cup, two shots of lemonade, fill with 7up and add a cucumber slice. The Chronicle offers a variation that I find intriguing, though ...

Pimm's Cup Cocktail, updated

2 ounces Pimm's No. 1.
1 ounce gin (Plymouth or Tanqueray, I'd say).
Ginger ale.
Soda water.
Cucumber slice.

Add the gin and Pimm's to a highball glass full of ice. Fill the remainder of the glass with a 2:1 ratio of ginger ale to soda water. Stir and place the cucumber slice in the drink (rather than as a garnish).

Ginger ale or ginger beer is the way they're made in England, and I like the idea of cutting it with soda to take out some of the sweetness. I'm gonna try this next time it gets hot. Hell, I might just try it tonight anyway, and just crank up the heater.

The Cocktailian.   I missed this column from last Friday, but at the time, the Professor, our cocktailian bartender, serves up a cocktail from San Francisco's Nopa Restaurant. It's called the Washhouse, and consists of fresh basil, lime juice and simple syrup muddled together then shaken with Square One, an American-made organic rye vodka. (Vodka again, oy ... I might try this, but I might also have to try this with gin so we'll get some flavor from the spirit.)

That horrid, horrid woman.   Judith Regan, who's publishing *. J. S*mps*n's vile book and conducting the unspeakable TV interview with him next week, has released an eight-page apologia supposedly telling why she did it: "[B]ecause she was a victim of domestic violence and thought the proceeds would go to Simpson's children."

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Yeah lady, his children really want to hear how he "theoretically" killed their mother and stepmother, on TV and in bookstores ... and that's only for starters.

"I didn't know what to expect when I got the call that the killer wanted to confess," Regan said in the statement titled "Why I Did It." "But I knew one thing. I wanted the confession for my own selfish reasons and for the symbolism of that act. For me, it was personal."

Although Regan has acknowledged that Simpson does not directly say he killed the pair, she said she considers the book to be his confession.

[...] Regan said the book was a way to undo the "criminal injustice system" that let her own abuser go free.

She said she was abused while in her 20s by a man "who could charm anyone" and with whom she had a child. "And then he knocked me out, with a blow to my head and sent me to the hospital," she said. She said police initially didn't believe her story.

"I made the decision to publish this book, and to sit face to face with the killer, because I wanted him, and the men who broke my heart and your hearts, to tell the truth, to confess their sins, to do penance and to amend their lives," she said.

When Wes and I read this article this morning at our respective jobs, unsurprisingly the first word that popped into both our heads was this one: Bullshit.

He and I were pretty much of the same mind on this one, but I'll relay his words:

My mind is a-whirl with responses.

1. Bullshit.

2. It took her eight pages to issue a non-apology apology? She needs a better editor. Surely she has one sitting around somewhere.

3. She really thought he would confess? That the money would go to the children? So, she's not saying "I'm sorry," she's saying "I'm the stupidest person ever in the history of stupid people on this planet full of stupid people."

4. She made a professional publishing decision for personal reasons? That makes me feel so much better.

5. Wonderful, the Hitler defense. We all know what that means.

6. Oh, and did I say BULLSHIT?

And horseshit. And chickenshit. And all the nuances of meaning of the aforementioned scatological slang terms.

Regarding the final quote from the above article, Steve said in email this morning, "O.J. didn't confess, he'll do his 'penance' on the golf course and the only thing I can imagine that's been amended is his checking account. So does this mean that she's going to pay off every guy who ever dumped her? Should Bernard Kerik expect a check in his mail?"

Awful, awful, awful.

Interesting side note: Bill O'Blather-- er, Bill O'Reilly joins me and almost everyone else in outrage over the impending broadcast, and adds this disclaimer: "Shamefully, the Fox Broadcasting Unit is set to carry the program, which is simply indefensible, and a low point in American culture. For the record, Fox Broadcasting has nothing to do with the Fox News Channel."

Sadly, no.

O' really? That last part must have come as shocking news to O'Reilly's boss, Fox News Channel chief Roger Ailes, who also chairs Fox Television Stations, the group behind the forthcoming "low point in American culture." The shared "Fox" moniker is no coincidence, either. Fox Broadcasting and the Fox News Channel are both owned by Australian overlord and News Corp. founder and chief Rupert Murdoch. And the Fox Broadcasting Corporation -- the people who program prime time for the Fox network -- regularly air Fox News-produced programming, from coverage of presidential speeches to O'Reilly's special "documentaries" about people who hate children and Jesus.

In other words, Fox News Channel was conceived, launched, and continues to be run by the man who is responsible for running the selfsame stations that will, shamefully, broadcast Simpson's fantasy about killing "those two Americans" to millions of other Americans.

[...] Surely, Judith Regan, who will be conducting the interview with O.J. and whose imprint at HarperCollins is publishing the Simpson book, has nothing to do with Fox News Channel, though. Just ask Fox News bloviator Sean Hannity, whose books Regan publishes. Or Roger Ailes himself, who once gave Regan a show -- Judith Regan Tonight -- on the Fox News Channel.

Sorry, Billy me boy. You're all the same slime coming out of the same cesspool.

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  Thursday, November 16, 2006

Pledge drive!   Yep folks, it's that time o' year again, time to support your favorite public radio station! In this case I hope that your favorite or favorites include good ol' KCSN, where Your Humble Narrator has been spinning discs for over eight years now (my, how time flies).

Find out why Los Angeles magazine named KCSN "The Best University-Sponsored Radio Station" in Los Angeles! (Funnily enough, there was no mention of that Santa Monica station.) Broadcasting with digital HD Radio technology and streaming worldwide via the web, KCSN is truly eclectic when other radio stations only say they are. If you already know how good the station is, please consider becoming a supporting member. I especially wouldn't mind if you became a supporting member tonight during my "Down Home" shift, so call (800) 795-5276 ... that's 1-800-795-KCSN (easy to remember), or else you can pledge securely via the web.

A basic membership is $50 (and take a KCSN license plate frame, CD wallet or baseball cap as our gift to you), supporting $88.50 (and take home a KCSN t-shirt or sweatshirt), but we particularly like pledges of $120, for which I've got a little something extra for you.

I've got a nice little goodie bag of CDs put together ...

JOHNNY ADAMS: "The Great Johnny Adams R&B Album"
A new compilation of some of the legendary New Orleans singer's greatest R&B tracks from the latter part of his career.

THE DIRTY DOZEN BRASS BAND: "What's Going On"
A superb, song-for-song remake of Marvin Gaye's classic, socially- and politically-charged 1971 album, released on the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina and "recontextualized," redirected Marvin's anger and bewilderment over the times of 35 years ago with the horrendous aftermath of Katrina and the flood, and the human inaction that's caused the city to remain so broken a year later. Brilliant.

LINDA RONSTADT & ANN SAVOY, THE ZOZO SISTERS: "Adieu False Heart"
Linda's marvelous collaboration with Cajun singer Ann Savoy, who worked together on a few tracks on Ann's previous Cajun and Creole/zydeco tribute albums for Vanguard. They harmonize so beautifully together it's actually astonishing, and makes you wish they'd been at this for a lot longer. From bluegrass to Cajun to Richard Thompson and an amazing cover of The Left Banke's 1966 hit "Walk Away Renee", and with instrumental backing from the likes of Sam Bush, Sam Broussard and members of Balfa Toujours and the Red Stick Ramblers, Linda and Ann knock this one out of the park.

SOLAS: "Reunion: A Decade of Solas"
The legendary Irish supergroup regroups with every single former member of the band for a massive stageful of talent and a journey through ten years of amazing Irish music, recorded live. This is a 2-disc set, with a CD and a DVD as well.

CHRIS THILE: "How To Grow A Woman From The Ground"
The latest solo album from the astonishingly talented mandolinist and singer from the band Nickel Creek. Original tunes and songs, a couple of traditional numbers and covers of songs from Jimmie Rodgers, Jack White, Gillian Welch and more.

Not bad, eh? You can take home one of those CDs for a pledge of $65, but the better deal for you AND us is to take all five of 'em home for less than double that. Such a deal!

Help great radio keep being great! Pledge to KCSN!

The poor Martini.   It's gin and vermouth, people. How hard can it be?

Very, apparently, particularly once the word "martini" with a small m got co-opted to mean any kind of alcoholic drink that's served up, with an eye-popping array of often ghastly ingredients. This sad and nasty-tasting side to the otherwise excellent cocktail revival has finally pushed New York Post writer Brian Niemietz over the edge:

That looks nasty.

There it is, sitting behind the bar of the East Village's Double Down Saloon - an unlabeled vodka bottle in which three bloated strips of bacon stand at attention looking like a med-school project gone awry. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing a binge too far, the final olive-covered straw, the drink that leaves us shaken, anger stirred: the Bacon Martini.

Considering that the world's most famous martini drinker hits movie theaters this week, perhaps it's time to take a look at how perverted the drink has become. And the Bacon Martini, unappetizing and unkosher, may be the best place to start.

"Nowadays if you pour straight liquor into a martini glass, it's called a martini," admits Double Down owner P. Moss, whose bacon creation is made by marinating three strips of fine-cured Tennessee bacon in vodka for 24 hours, then straining it through shaken ice. It's served in martini glass, with a piece of bacon on the bottom like a tequila worm.

The problem, of course, is that none of these drinks - not the saketini, not the tequilatini, not the Pumpkin Dream martini made with Bacardi - are actually martinis.

Yes, thank you Uncle Jesus.

I know, it's bacon. How could anything bacony be bad? But just look at that picture. It looks vile. It makes the vodka (vodka, ugh) look like formaldehyde. I think they may have gone too far even for me.

But this is just the beginning ... look at the list of drinks proffered later in the article, and said list perfectly illustrates what's wrong with most cocktails today. A few of them look okay, but mostly it's the typical overly-sweet, candy-like crapola or truly bizarre combinations. (Vodka, black pepper and Tabasco in a salt-rimmed glass? Feck!)

Now, if you want to try a more reasonable bacon Martini, our friend Michael has had moderate success by making a standard, proper Beefeater Martini, shaken until you can practically skate across the surface on the flotilla of ice chips that form, and garnish it not with an olive but with a half-strip of perfectly crisp bacon. It manages to impart a nie, subtle, smoky bacony flavor to the drink and remained surprisingly crisp until the drink was gone, unlike the soggy, bloated-looking preserved pig carcass part that's seen in that picture. Gick.

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  Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I quite literally could not believe what I was reading.   This morning Steve sent around an email item that I thought at first was from The Onion, and then I thought, "Okay, The Onion has crossed a line here ... not only is this not funny -- at a