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Doctors, Professors, Kings and Queens

"Doctors, Professors, Kings and Queens: The Big Ol' Box of New Orleans" is a 4-CD box set celebrating the joy and diversity of the New Orleans music scene, from R&B to jazz to funk to Latin to blues to zydeco to klezmer (!) and more, including a full-size, 80-page book.

Produced, compiled and annotated by Chuck Taggart (hey, that's me!), liner notes by Mary Herczog (author of Frommer's New Orleans) and myself. Now for sale at your favorite independent record stores, or order from BarnesAndNoble.com.

The box set was the subject of a 15-minute profile on National Public Radio's "Weekend Edition" on Feb. 6, 2005, and a segment on Wisconsin Public Radio's "To The Best of Our Knowledge" on Apr. 3, 2005. Here are some nice blurbs from the reviews (a tad immodest, I know; I'm not generally one to toot my own horn, but let's face it, I wanna sell some records here.)

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"More successfully than any previous compilation, Doctors... captures the sprawling eclecticism, freewheeling fun and constant interplay of tradition and innovation that is at the heart of Crescent City music." -- Keith Spera, New Orleans Times-Picayune.

"... if you DO know someone who's unfortunate enough to have never heard these cuts, press this monumentally adventurous box and its attendant booklet upon them. It's never too late to learn" -- Robert Fontenot, OffBeat magazine, New Orleans

"... the best collection yet of Louisiana music." -- Scott Jordan, The Independent, Lafayette, Louisiana.

"[T]he year's single most awesome package" -- Buddy Blue, San Diego Union-Tribune

"This four-CD box set doesn't miss a Crescent City beat ... For anyone who has enjoyed the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, this is Jazz Fest in a box. ***1/2" -- Dave Hoekstra, Chicago Sun-Times

"... excellently compiled, wonderfully annotated ... New Orleans fans will know much of this by heart, though they may not remember it sounding so good; those who don't know what it's like to miss New Orleans will quickly understand." -- Terry Lawson, Detroit Free Press.

"... a perfect storm when it comes to reissues. This box set is musically exciting, a complete representation of its subject matter, and just plain fun to listen." -- Charlie B. Dahan, AllAboutJazz.com

"... one of the best impressions of a city's musical blueprint that you're likely to ever find." -- Zeth Lundy, PopMatters.com

"... an unacademic, uncategorized album that suits the city's time-warped party spirit." -- Jon Pareles, The New York Times

Quotationable:

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

-- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States (1901-1909), speaking in 1918

"There ought to be limits to freedom."

-- George W. Bush, May 21, 1999

"You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier."

-- George W. Bush, describing what it's like to be governor of Texas, Governing Magazine, July 1998

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

-- George W. Bush, CNN.com, December 18, 2000

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it."

-- George W. Bush, Business Week, July 30, 2001

Looka! Archive
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April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005

2004:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

2003:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

2002:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

2001:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

2000:   Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.

1999:   Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.
 

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Cocktail hour:

CocktailDB
   The Internet's most comprehensive
   and indispensible database of
   authenticated cocktail recipes,
   ingredients, reseearch and more.
   By Martin Doudoroff & Ted Haigh)


Museum of the American Cocktail
   Founded by Dale DeGroff and many
   other passionate spirits, Jan. 2005.
   Celebrating a true American cultural
   icon: the American Cocktail.

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The Sazerac Cocktail
   (The sine qua non of cocktails,
   and the quintessential New Orleans
   cocktail. Learn to make it.)

The Footloose Cocktail
   (An original by Wes;
   "Wonderful!" - Gary Regan.
   "Very elegant, supremely
   sophisticated" - Daniel Reichert.)


The Hoskins Cocktail
   (An original by Chuck;
   "It's nothing short of a
   masterpiece." - Gary Regan)


Chuck & Wes' Cocktail Menu
   (A few things we like to
   drink at home, plus a couple
   we don't, just for fun.)


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The Alchemist
   (Paul Harrington)

Alcohol (and how to mix it)
   (David Wondrich)

Ardent Spirits
   (Gary & Mardee Regan)

The Cocktailian Gazette
   (The monthly newsletter of
   The Museum of the
   American Cocktail.)

DrinkBoy and the
   Community for the
   Cultured Cocktail
   (Robert Hess, et al.)

DrinkBoy's Cocktail Weblog

Happy Hours
   (Beverage industry
   news & insider info)

King Cocktail
   (Dale DeGroff)

La Fée Verte
   (All about absinthe
   from Kallisti et al.)

LUPEC.org
   (Ladies United for the
   Preservation of
   Endangered Cocktails)

Fine Spirits & Cocktails
   (eGullet's forum)

The Modern Mixologist
   (Tony Abou-Ganim)

Mr. Lucky's Cocktails
   (Sando, LaDove,
   Swanky et al.)

Nat Decants
   (Natalie MacLean)

Spirits Review
   (Chris Carlsson)

Tastings.com
   (Beverage Tasting
   Institute journal)

Vintage Cocktails
   (Daniel Reichert)

Let's eat!

New Orleans Menu Daily

Food-related weblogs:
Appetites
Chocolate and Zucchini
Honest Cuisine
Il Forno
KIPlog's FOODblog
MeatHenge
Mise en Place
Notes from a New Orleans Foodie
Sauté Wednesday
Simmer Stock
Tasting Menu
Waiter Rant

More food!
à la carte
Chef Talk Café
Chowhound
eGullet
Epicurious
Food Network
The Global Gourmet
A Muse for Cooks
The Online Chef
Pasta, Risotto & You
Slow Food Int'l. Movement
So. Calif. Farmer's Markets
Zagat Guide
&c.

Click here for a new daily recipe from Chef Emeril!
In vino veritas.

The Oxford Companion to Wine
Wally's Wine and Spirits
The Wine House
wines.com
The Wine Spectator
Wine Today
Zinfandel Advocates & Producers

Wine shops in our 'hood:
Colorado Wine Co., Eagle Rock
Silverlake Wine, Silverlake
Chronicle Wine Cellar, Pasadena

Reading this month:

The Devil You Know, by Poppy Z. Brite.

Microcosmic God: The Complete Stories of Theodore Sturgeon, Vol. 2, by Theodore Sturgeon.

Ken and Thelma, by Joel L. Fletcher.

McSweeney's Enchanted Chamber of Astonishing Stories, edited by Michael Chabon.

Listen to music!

Chuck's current album recommendations

Altan
BeauSoleil
Beck
Luka Bloom
La Bottine Souriante
Billy Bragg
Cordelia's Dad
Jay Farrar
The Frames
Kíla
Sonny Landreth
Los Lobos
Christy Moore
Nickel Creek
OK Go
The Old 97s
Anders Osborne
Planxty
The Proclaimers
Professor Longhair
Red Meat
The Red Stick Ramblers
The Reivers
Zachary Richard
Paul Sanchez
Marc Savoy
Son Volt
Richard Thompson
Uncle Tupelo
Wilco

Tom Morgan's Jazz Roots

Miles of Music

New Orleans Bands.net

New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival

No Depression

RootsWorld

Appalachian String Band Music Festival - Clifftop, WV

Long Beach Bayou Festival

Strawberry Music Festival - Yosemite, CA

Photography:

A Gallery for Fine Photography, New Orleans (Joshua Mann Pailet)
American Museum of Photography
California Museum of Photography, Riverside
International Center of Photography

Ansel Adams
Jonathan Fish
Noah Grey
Greg Guirard
Paul F. R. Hamilton
Clarence John Laughlin
Herman Leonard
Howard Roffman
J. T. Seaton
Jerry Uelsmann
Gareth Watkins
Brett Weston

The Mirror Project
(My pics therein: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.)


Chuck's Photo of the Day Archive

Comix:

The Amazing Adventures of Bill,
by Bill Roundy

Bloom County / Outland / Opus,
by Berkeley Breathed

Bob the Angry Flower,
by Stephen Notley

The Boondocks,
by Aaron McGruder

Calvin and Hobbes,
by Bill Watterson

Doonesbury,
by Garry B. Trudeau

Electric Sheep Comix
by Patrick Farley

Get Your War On
by David Rees

Goats
by Jonathan Rosenberg

L. A. Cucaracha
by Lalo Alcaraz

Leviathan,
by Peter Blegvad

Lil' Abner,
by Al Capp

Lulu Eightball,
by Emily Flake

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green,
by Eric Orner

Pogo,
by Walt Kelly

Ted Rall,
by Ted Rall

This Modern World,
by Tom Tomorrow

XQUZYPHYR & Overboard,
by August J. Pollak

Films seen this year:
(with ratings):

Meet the Fockers (***)

DVDfile.com

Lookin' at da TV:

"The West Wing"
"Lost"
"Battlestar Galactica"
"The Sopranos"
"Six Feet Under"
"Deadwood"
"Malcolm In The Middle"
"Star Trek: Enterprise"
"ER"
"House"
"Smallville"
"One Tree Hill"
"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
"The Simpsons"
"Father Ted"
The Food Network

tvpicks.net

Must-reads:

Polly Ticks:
AlterNet.org (Progressive politics & news)
Daily Kos (My favorite political weblog)
Eschaton (The Mighty Atrios)
Hullaballoo (The Mighty Digby)
Media Matters for America (Debunking right-wing media lies)
Orcinus (David Neiwert)
Talking Points Memo (Josh Marshall)
TAPPED (The American Prospect Online)
TruthOut (William Rivers Pitt & Co.)

Miscellany::
Borowitz Report
(Political satire)
The Complete Bushisms (quotationable!)
The Fray (Your stories)
Landover Baptist (Better Christians than YOU!)
Maledicta (The International Journal of Verbal Aggression)
The Morning Fix from SF Gate (Opinions, extreme irreverence)
The New York Review of Science Fiction
The Onion (Scarily funny news/satire)
"Rush, Newspeak and Fascism: An exegesis", by David Neiwert. (Read this.)
Whitehouse.org (Not the actual White House, but it should be)

Weblogs I read:

AmericaBlog
American Leftist
BoingBoing
The BradLands
CamWorld
Cardhouse
The Carpetbagger Report
Cheesedip
Considered Harmful
Crabwalk
Creek Running North
Anil Dash
Ethel the Blog
Follow Me Here
Franklin Avenue
Ghost in the Machine
Goluboy
Hit or Miss
The Hoopla 500
Jesus' General
Mark A. R. Kleiman
kottke.org
The Leaky Cauldron
Letting Loose With the Leptard
Little. Yellow. Different.
Making Light
Medley
memepool
Misnomer
Mister Pants
More Like This
Mr. Barrett
Neil Gaiman's Journal
News of the Dead
No More Mr. Nice Guy!
NowThis.com
Pandagon
August J. Pollak
Q Daily News
Real Live Preacher
Respectful of Otters
Right Hand Thief
Roger "Not That One" Ailes
Ted Rall
Sadly, No!
This Modern World
WendellWit.com
Whiskey Bar
What's In Rebecca's Pocket?
Windowseat

Matthew's GLB blog portal

L.A. Blogs

My Darlin' New Orleans:

Gambit Weekly
NOLA.com
OffBeat


NOLAblogs

New Orleans ...
proud to blog it home:

Library Chronicles
Metroblogging N.O.
Right Hand Thief

The Final Frontier:

Astronomy Pic of the Day
ISS Alpha News
NASA Human Spaceflight
Spaceflight Now

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LOOKA!


Bia agus deoch, ceol agus craic.

  Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Wow.   We no longer have to picture Hal Holbrook. Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein confirms that former FBI deputy director W. Mark Felt was "Deep Throat".

Who will be this administration's Deep Throat? Who would put his duty to the United States and to the American people above his loyalty to BushCo? Does this administration contain anyone with that much fortitude and courage? (The 8 Ball says, "Signs point to no." Sigh.)

Quotes of the day.   You can say that again.

"The thing that stuns me is that the goddamn secret has lasted this long."

"The number-two guy at the FBI, that was a pretty good source."

-- Ben Bradlee, former executive editor and current vice-president of the Washington Post, and the only one other than Woodstein who knew Deep Throat's identity.

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  Monday, May 30, 2005  ::  Memorial Day

A thought for the holiday.   An editorial from the Minneapolis Star Tribune, which is, as was pointed out at dKos, right in the middle of Norm Coleman country:

In exchange for our uniformed young people's willingness to offer the gift of their lives, civilian Americans owe them something important: It is our duty to ensure that they never are called to make that sacrifice unless it is truly necessary for the security of the country. In the case of Iraq, the American public has failed them; we did not prevent the Bush administration from spending their blood in an unnecessary war based on contrived concerns about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. President Bush and those around him lied, and the rest of us let them. Harsh? Yes. True? Also yes. Perhaps it happened because Americans, understandably, don't expect untruths from those in power. But that works better as an explanation than as an excuse.

More in the comments.

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  Friday, May 27, 2005

Lilette.   It's become somewhat of a tradition on our Jazzfest visits to have one big blowout dinner with my siblings and siblings-in-law, which has on occasion gotten a big raucous. (We're still quoting the incredibly rude woman from New York in the incredibly crowded bar at the Pelican Club several years back. It was impossible to wait in there without brushing up against people. My sister Marie brushed by someone, who whirled on her with a look of intense hatred. Marie said "Excuse me," but she responded to that by bellowing, "Would you mind not ramming into me?" I replied, "Hey, it's very crowded in here, let's all just relax, okay" She responded, "Fuck you," and the rest that went on from there was, shall we say, history.)

This year we managed to avoid verbal (and nearly physical) fisticuffs, and had a really fun dinner at a place my sister Melissa had been raving about for ages -- Lilette, on Magazine Street between Louisiana and Napoleon. "I'll go there with you anytime, she'd say. Okay kiddo, you're on.

Lilette is one of the prime examples of my annoyance at not being able to get home as often as I'd like; I should've eaten here ages ago, as it's been open for nearly five years now. One day, perhaps, finances will allow, but at this point it is better late than never. Chef John Harris' cuisine is primarily French with some Italian influences, and only a hint of the Creole dishes of New Orleans. This is good; as much as I love Creole food, if every restaurant in the city cooked Creole (as some people seem to want), it'd get pretty boring pretty quickly. Lilette features very creative, high-level bistro cooking and flavors that tend to elicit my favorite reaction -- the old moaning-and-pounding-on-the-table.

We couldn't have had a better start. Lilette prides itself on its superb cocktail menu, including several house originals -- y'all know we're all over that. We began with their house special, The Lilette Cocktail: Lillet Blanc, soda, a dash or two of Madagascar vanilla extract and a few snips of fresh vanilla bean, served tall with ice. It's light, refreshing and absolutely lovely. I went on with another house original, the Linstead: Bourbon, Ricard, lemon, lime and pineapple juices and a touch of sugar. Pretty good, although I'd have to try one more and decide whether I'd order that one again.

Now, for dinner:

Oh my Gawd ...

For my appetizer, I listened to Melissa, who kept repeating, almost as if chanting a sacred mantra, "Get the toast, get the toast, get the toast ..." Who am I to argue? White Truffle Parmesan Toast, with wild mushrooms, marrow and veal glace. Holy bejeebies, this was good. I was so stoned just from the aroma coming off the plate that I neglected to focus the camera properly, as you can see. The toast was drizzled with white truffle oil and Parmigiano-Reggiano, under the broiler, then draped with the intensely flavored demiglace and mushrooms. As if this wasn't rich enough, chunks of veal marrow mingle with the mushrooms for a blast of fatty goodness every few bites. Oh my.


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Wes and Jeff got the Boudin Noir Lilette with housemade spicy mustard and cornichons. This wasn't Cajun-style boudin, this was French blood sausage, no rice, a very earthy flavor (in case you're wondering, "earthy" is a compliment, not a euphemism for "nasty") and rich rich rich. The "spicy mustard" is a bit of a misnomer. It isn't "spicy" the way you might expect; it's more "thermonuclear" (this is also a compliment). That mustard went straight up my noise and out the top of my head, leaving an approximately three-inch hole in the top of my skull. (This is a good thing, believe me.) This isn't a dish for everybody, but if you like intense, rich flavors, don't miss it. In fact, you should get each of the two above starters and split them ... oh hell, just get them both for yourself. They're not all that big. On the second visit, begin exploring the other starters.

I was trying, oh so feebly, to "behave" myself on this visit, attempting to opt for dishes that were either smaller or less heavy. I had a grilled seafood entrée coming, and I felt a bit of a hole in the meal approaching. I scanned the menu to see what else I could add, and something wonderful caught my eye. I asked the waiter that given the dishes I had already ordered, would splitting this one extra dish make me into a big ol' pig? He politely assured me that it would not, so ...

Cheeks!

Braised veal cheeks on baby greens with horseradish vinaigrette. One of the finest expressions of meat, in three little bits, that I've tasted in a long time. Impossibly tender, so much so that I almost expected the morsels of veal cheek to start oozing into a puddle, but with a good, meaty texture. Marvelous flavor, and just a hint of horseradish in the vinaigrette; you don't want to overpower meat that tastes like this.

My first marlin.

I was actually quite well-behaved for my main, and had an entirely new experience. Grilled Kaijiki with fava beans, grape tomatoes, grilled ramps and lemon vinaigrette. Kaijiki is Hawaiian marlin, and as I don't know any deep sea fishermen this was the first time I'd ever tasted it. It reminded me of swordfish, very tasty, but with a meatier texture. Chef recommended it medium-rare, which was perfect, and that light lemon sauce was a perfect foil for the flavor. I love fava beans, and was happy to have the ramps (sort of a wild spring onion), which were just in season. Look ma! No cream sauce, and not battered-and-deep-fried! Along with that I sipped a lovely Zardetto Prosecco Brut N.V., which was the perfect accompaniment.

I'd call this dish 'Beef Expen$ive Mustapha' ...

Wes and Jeff opted for the same entré -- Seared Kobe Beef New York Strip Steak with roasted potatoes, mixed mushrooms and gremolata. "Wow, I've never had Kobe beef before," Wes said, after having heard of it many times, and watched various Iron Chefs prepare it on TV. He's a beef lover and was intensely curious, but then there was the price ... $38 for a six-ounce portion, and $70 for a 12-ouncer. Six ounces of beef is quite enough, actually, so that's what they went for. The verdict? Very, very good ... and yet, they still weren't sure it was worth the money. Wes said he was glad he'd ordered it and tried it, but he's had less expensive steaks he's enjoyed just as well, and Jeff said, "Y'all might call me a heretic, but I enjoyed this less than the last New York strip I had at Outback Steakhouse, which was a lot cheaper." I had a taste, and it was very, very good. Would I order it myself sometime? Maybe. (Wine was a Bordeaux, Château Greysac Medoc '00.)

Okay, here's where I make up for that light main course.

All the fat and calorie points I saved during my marlin entrée went out the window during dessert, which was another one of those "ya gotta" dishes. "Ya gotta get the pear and goat cheese," said Melissa. Okay, I'm easy. Quenelles of Goat Cheese with Poached Pears, pistachios and lavender honey. Wow. Um, wow. The tangy goat cheese was lightly sweetened and mixed with crème fraîche, and the lavender honey was the crowning touch, so sweet and aromatic, and it reminded me of a painting of a lavender field in Provence we had seen at a gallery on Julia Street earlier that day. So simple -- maybe six ingredients, not counting the poaching liquid -- and absolutely gorgeous.

I'm ready for my next visit already. August is shaping up to be a good visit ... Dad's 70th birthday, Café Adelaide, Marisol and Lilette? Just over two months to go.

Anatomy of a cocktail (or two).   In a recent issue of Cheers Magazine Gary Regan, who missed being behind the stick, begins tending bar at his local, Painter's Tavern in Cornwall-on-Hudson, New York, and concocts two new Scotch-based cocktails for his customers, both of which look very much worth a try.

UPDATE: Bad link to the article now fixed.

Hypocrisy.   Via Wes, who asks, "If we style ourselves as defenders and promoters of democracy, why are we selling weapons to countries that are, at best, undemocratic?" Or worse; Uzbekistan is ruled by a despot, who mows down opposition protests and has been known to boil political prisoners alive? Yep, we love to be allied to them, don't we, George?

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  Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Troublesome? Um, worth the trouble, bra.   I subscribe to New Orleans food writer Tom Fitzmorris' New Orleans Menu Daily and read every issue. I generally enjoy it, but man ... sometimes I wonder what planet he's on. For instance, today's list -- I agree that many foods are troublesome to eat, but some of his comments about them are jaw-dropping. (My comments are in italics after each entry.)

Tom Fitzmorris' list of "Ten Most Troublesome Foods To Eat"

1. Lobster. Nothing like it for work, complexity, and mess. Is it worth it? I doubt it. Still, I refuse to order a lobster that arrives already out of the shell. [It's not that much trouble, and if you refuse to order a lobster that arrives already out of the shell, then you will deprive yourself of one of the best dishes I have ever eaten -- Chef Thomas Keller's Butter-poached Lobster preparations from The French Laundry. Even my homemade version was out of this world.]

2. Quail. Most quail are not worth eating. There's so little meat in the breast that you want to pick them up immediately (you should at least start with a fork). Eating quail legs is of dubious value. Eating quail wings is an absurdity. [What, you only eat one quail? Wes' excellent quail salad at Bayona came with four of them, wasn't that much work (they were boned except for the legs, which are easy to eat) and tasted great.]

3. Artsy sushi. The trend these days is for standard sushi rolls to be wrapped in further layers of ingredients. Or for multi-strata box sushi. These always fall apart before you can get them from table to mouth. ["Always" is a bit of an absolute, isn't it? My experience with this type of sushi roll would substitute "rarely" or "never" for that "always". Hold the pieces upright and practice your chopsitck skills.]

4. Whole fish. Here's another dish that requires practice. People who like whole flounders, for example, know exactly when and how to remove the backbone without leaving any little bones. Non-flat fish are harder to deal with, and create a lot of waste. However, there's no question that a whole fish tastes better than fillets. [Again, this is something I've never had a problem with. "Practice?" After you've eaten one or two fish this way you'll get the hang of it, folks.]

5. Roast beef poor boys. Some of them, anyway. The widespread preference for sloppy roast beef causes even stalwart bread to disintegrate before the sandwich is close to being eaten. Then you're picking up the pieces. [Again, I don't seem to have this problem very often, usually only when the gravy is thin like a jus instead of thick and well-reduced, like mine. I prefer to get my roast beef poor boys from places where the gravy isn't watery.]

6. Boiled crabs. More work than lobster if you don't have the knack of it. Even after you figure it out, there is some question as to whether you derive food energy enough to perform the work involved. [Food energy? Um, lissen cap ... nobody eats boiled crabs for the food energy. We eat them because crabmeat is one of the most fantastically great-tasting substances on the planet. It's entirely worth the work for the sheer pleasure of it, not the food energy. Jeezus Gawd.]

7. Barbecue shrimp. This New Orleans classic is best eaten without peeling, although you take that recommendation at your own risk. When you try to peel the shrimp, the mess is unbelievable. [Without peeling? Are you mad?]

8. Hot dog with chili. The two best versions of this -- at Bud's Broiler and the Camellia Grill -- are so sloppy that they're better handled with knife and fork. [Okay, fine. Doesn't bother me.]

9. Asian soups. If the spoon they supply you with is that ceramic or plastic ladle that Asian places prefer, the noodles and other long pieces always slip off before you get any elevation. [The spoon they supply you with is for the broth and the chunky bits. The chopsticks are for the noodles. Guh.]

10. Tubular pasta. Spaghetti and other string pastas are no problem. You just twirl them with a fork. It's those rigatoni, farfalle, and radiatore that fall off. In Italy, the sauce holds them together, but here they're too slippery. [I ... pick up my jaw off the floor and really have nothing further to say about this. *boggle*]

Okay, I will say something. Have you actually heard of the revolutionary technique of spearing tubular pasta with one's fork? Try it sometime. I've been doing it since I was three, and lemme tell ya, it works. Also, do not ever eat barbecue shrimp without peeling them.

The ultimate trip... through the films of one of the world's great filmmakers, that is. Taschen has just released The Stanley Kubrick Archives, a spectacularly beautiful, comprehensive and altoghether huge (11" x 16" and well over 10 pounds) book that'll take up half your coffee table, and which I was recently astonished to receive as a gift (thanks, hon!)

It's the last book a Kubrick fan will ever need, with the first section feature full-page stills from all of his films, plus interviews, essays and analysis and, best of all, innumerable items from Kubrick's meticulously thorough archive. Apparently he kept everything, on practically every movie.

Part 1: The films
In 1968, when Stanley Kubrick was asked to comment on the metaphysical significance of 2001: A Space Odyssey, he replied: "It's not a message I ever intended to convey in words. 2001 is a nonverbal experience... I tried to create a visual experience, one that bypasses verbalized pigeonholing and directly penetrates the subconscious with an emotional and philosophic content." The philosophy behind Part I borrows from this line of thinking: from the opening sequence of Killer's Kiss to the final frames of Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick's complete films will be presented chronologically and wordlessly via frame enlargements. A completely nonverbal experience.

Part 2: The Creative Process
Divided into chapters chronologically by film, Part 2 brings to life the creative process of Kubrick's filmmaking by presenting a remarkable collection of material from his archives, including photographs, props, posters, artwork, set designs, sketches, correspondence, documents, screenplays, drafts, notes, and shooting schedules. Accompanying the visual material are essays by noted Kubrick scholars, articles written by and about Kubrick, and a selection of Kubrick's best interviews.

It's one of the most amazing books I own, and I'll have months, if not years of enjoyment from it.

There's also an article from the Guardian on the book, the archive plus an interview with Kubrick's widow Christiane that's worth reading.

Quatres étoiles!   Chef Eric Ripert of Le Bernadin in New York talks to Newsweek about his restaurant having received its fourth consecutive four-star rating from the New York Times, and more. This one's on my list with Babbo and several others, if we can afford it, when we finally make it to New York. (I can't believe I've never been there.)

Moan and pound on the table.   That's one of my reactions to culinary ecstasy, and ... well, if anyone develops cheap or free teleportation between now and mid-June, please let me know, as I'll have to resist the temptation to otherwise spend too much money flying home on June 12 for one single meal.

From Poppy's journal I snagged the dégustation menu that Chef Pete Vasquez is preparing at Marisol in honor of her new novel Prime. It's apparenltly similar to the dinner he did in honor of the publication of Liquor last year, in that then all the dishes were based on the title ingredient; this time, it's all beef, baby.

Oh Gawd, does this sound great ...

Toast
Marques de Gelida Cava

Amuse Bouche
Tacos de Lengua

First Course
Crisp Calves' Brains with Madeira Sauce and Coarse Mustard
2003 Syrah, Qupe Central Coast

Second Course
Salad of Summer Asparagus and Poached Salsify with Confit of Veal Cheek
2004 Cotes de Ventoux, Chateau Valcombe Rose

Third Course
"Vitello Tonnato": Crisp Veal Sweetbreads and a Tartare of Yellowfin Tuna
with Lemon Mayonnaise and Crisp Capers
2002 Pinot Noir, Elk Cove, Willamette Valley

Intermezzo: Spicy Bullshot Sorbet

Fourth Course
Peppered Hangar Steak with Sweet & Sour Rhubarb and Gnocchi Parisienne
2002 Petite Syrah, Stag's Leap Napa

Fifth Course
Oxtail Ravioli with Reduced Veal Jus, Red Wine Vinaigrette and Fava Beans
1999 "Bourriquot," Havens Napa

Dessert
Dulce de Leche Crepes with Aged Goat Cheese and Lavender Honey
2002 Beaumes de Venise, Domaine de Durban

E-mail Janis at Marisol or call (504) 943-1912 for reservations.

Le *faint*.

The only thing I'm a little iffy about is the brains. I've had 'em before and I'm not that big a fan. It's probably the creamy texture that gets me, although if Chef Pete can get 'em crispy, that'd probably be a help. (They've also got about 10 times the amount of cholesterol you should have in a single day in a single serving). However, from everything I've been reading and hearing, I'll eat anything Chef Pete puts in front of me. It's all just wishful thinking, though, 'cause I won't be able to go, unless we can ...

Beam me over! Or I'll buy a gris-gris bag that'll win me just enough of a lil' lottery prize to get me there and back in a weekend.

Mmmm, speaking of lengua ...   That's Spanish for "tongue", by the way.

Yeah yeah, I can hear you now. Ewwwww, tongue! It was in a cow's mouth! (Big deal! It was washed off. Ham was next to a pig's ass!)

Tongue is actually quite delicious, and isn't tough like you might expect. Properly cooked with a long braise it's very tender, richly flavored and insensely beefy. Most often in Los Angeles you see it in tacos de lengua, as mentioned above, although I have no idea what Chef Pete's will be like.

One of my favorite tongue dishes locally is the thinly sliced tongue in a spicy red sauce at La Luna Negra, the excellent (although frequently too crowded to get into) Spanish tapas restaurant in Pasadena. That plus the tacos was the bulk of my lengua experience, until last weekend ...

Our friends Moisés and John invited us over for mole de lengua, and at the very mention of that my eyes lit up. I'm a mole fanatic, and I'll eat just about anything as long as it's swimming in a mole sauce. I've had at last a half-dozen or more different kinds -- red, black, green, from Oaxaca or from other parts of Mexico. A thick, rich, extremely complex sauce which might just put many French sauciers to shame, can contain upwards of 30 ingredients (including chiles, nuts, seeds and frequently chocolate) and usually takes all day to make, mole is one of the many aspects of traditional Mexican cuisine that elevates it to the same level of any of the finest cuisines in the world.

Double, double, toil and trouble ...

I'm still trying to take off the weight I put on in New Orleans (5 pounds to go), so I toyed with the idea of being good and asking for a small serving, maybe only one slice of tongue. One whiff of this stuff and I knew that'd be amusing foolishness. This was reinforced when he put my plate in front of me.

Oh my.

Moisés' mole was thick, rich, nutty, hot, deeply flavored and with a touch of bitterness from the charred dried chiles and God knows what else. The lengua was as tender as meat can get before it starts falling apart into "debris". It might just amaze how you good this is, how good beef can be. It ain't all just steaks, baby.

A morsel of rich, tender, intense beefiness.

My only concession to being "good" was only eating about half the rice, which was plenty. (Rice is about 2 WW points per half-cup.) I didn't need any dessert.

Even though I've still got some mole Teloloapan in my fridge, and some black Oaxacan mole on the from Mary (who picked it up for me at Grand Central Market when she was looking for my carnitas tacos from the other day), and I can always pick up mole paste at Guelaguetza on the way home ... I'm feeling a compulsion to spend a day making this at home sometime. I'd love something that tastes this great to come from my own hands.

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  Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Cocktail of the day. (Congratulations, you nutty kids!)   Felicitations, much happiness and biddings of long life go out to our good friends Chris and Mary Jane, who got married last Saturday on a perfect, beautiful day.

We were honored that they asked us to come up with a new cocktail for the occasion, which would be served to the wedding guests. Mixological duties fell to Wes this time, who had been knocking around some ideas in his head for a while and eventually came up with this gem, which is a relative of the Footloose Cocktail and was a big hit at the reception. Even people who don't normally quaff cocktails loved this one.

 
 
 

The Mary Jane Cocktail

2 ounces vanilla-infused vodka.
1 ounce Belle de Brillet (a French pear-Cognac liqueur).
1/2 ounce fresh squeezed lime juice.
2 healthy dashes of Peychaud's Bitters.

Shake and strain; garnish with a lime twist.


Not to be outdone, the groom had a drink named after him as well. "The Christopher Michael", however, was a bit simpler, and was described thusly on the menu: "A bottle of beer." Natch.

Congrats, youse two!

'Cue!   Via Wes, who sends along Slate's David Plotz's tale of barbecue mania and pilgrimage. He's a man after my own heart, a man who once licked his own wrist days after spending time in a smoke-filled Estonian sauna, because he could still smell it on him; "I'd been barbecued."

Wes noted one interesting political idea about 8 grafs into the story:

[...] I decided to set out on a pilgrimage in search of the greatest barbecue joints in America, an R.W. Apple-ian gut-stuffing to sample as much 'cue of as many different varieties as I could in a week, to try to figure why barbecue was so distinctly American and where you should go to eat the best meat in the world.

This latter question is impossible to answer without starting a brawl. Barbecue is one of the last bastions of local prejudice in American life: Every state in the South -- and some in the Midwest -- thinks its barbecue is the first, most authentic, and best in the nation. If you want to see hatred, just put a Texan and a North Carolinian in a room and ask them who makes more righteous barbecue. A Democratic presidential candidate could fracture the Republican South with a few well-placed barbecue ads.

You paying attention, Howard?

Then there's this bit of moan-inducing description:

Stehney invited me and Stephanie back to the kitchen. He grabbed a "burnt end" that had just exited the smoker and asked one of the cooks to chop it up for us. The "burnt end" is, after jazz, Kansas City's most important gift to civilization. Some great Kansas Citian of the past realized that the ends of a barbecued brisket were the fattiest, saltiest, smokiest chunks of meat on God's own Earth. Every barbecue joint in KC -- and practically nowhere else -- sets aside its burnt ends, chops them up, and serves them with a little sauce. It is a profound experience to eat them. Stehney, Stephanie, and I stood around this particular burnt end and snacked it into oblivion. Stehney talked obsessively and eagerly about the precise way to cut a rib, and the exact temperature at which a burnt end reaches perfection. [...]

The burnt ends stacked up in my belly and suffused my whole body with a comforting warmth. Stehney, burnt end clasped between thumb and forefinger, entered a kind of reverie.

Oh my Gawd. Wes says, "I want me some burnt ends more than I want world peace, almost. It's close.

(One quibble here, though -- Kansas City has a great jazz heritage, but this guy makes it sound like civilization wouldn't have jazz if it weren't for Kansas City. Actually, as we all know, civilization wouldn't have had jazz if it weren't for New Orleans. He should've said "its jazz" rather than merely "jazz." Yes, I'm that persnickety.)

What a po-boy is supposed to be.   Second day of Jazzfest we rested; in fact, we didn't go to either Saturday. We'd be back on the first Sunday, but before that the order of the day was leisurely strolling, shopping, drinking and, of course, eating.

I had never managed to get Wes to Domilise's before, which was an odd omission. I spent many of my college hours in there quaffing beers and devouring poor boys, which are among the very best in the city, some of which are quite unique. Frequently invoking the cliché of "better late than never," off to Annunciation Street at Bellcastle we went.

Domilise's Po-Boys and Bar

Doesn't look like much, does it? (Person standing in front of da place, i.e. Wes, excepted, of course.) Ah, that's the deception of the New Orleans neighborhood restaurant; it might look like a dump, but the food within might well be some of the best in the city. Surely you've learned this lesson by now.

Bill of fare.

The menu looks deceptively simple and run-of-the-mill (click the picture to enlarge), but if you know the food well or if you ask the right questions, the gems emerge from the rock. What looks deceptively like "hot smoked sausage" is just that, but if you ask for it it comes swimming in a chili gravy that is so good in combination with that sausage that you'll be in the troposphere before you know it. Fried seafood also can be augmented by a ladling of brown gravy, and that day the fried catfish with gravy was the recommended combo. We got two small poor boys, knowing that we'd be having a Gargantuan meal later in the evening, and traded halves. Well, we thought we'd trade halves, but we each liked what we had ordered so much that we ended up trading bites instead.

Now THAT'S a coupla po-boys!

Some of the finest examples of the poor boy maker's art, these are. Actually, the only disappointment with mine is that it wasn't sloppier; lots of the time the gravy is dripping eveyrwhere, oozing out the sides of the sandwich along with the yellow and Creole mustards and down your chin and onto your shirt and pants and just about everywhere else. I actually managed not to get it all over me this time, so I feel I missed out on something. Fortunately, it tasted fantastic. Incidentally, these are indeed smalls; the large size has three pieces of that size.

I didn't see Miss Dot Domilise there, although it appeared to be her daughter and perhaps granddaughter making poor boys there that day. Miss Dot would be in her 80s now, and I hope she's doing well, and having a well-deserved rest after making hundreds of poor boys every day since long before I can remember. If you've never eaten here, you're missing out.

Compromise.   Yeah, it pretty much sucked, and means that right wing nutcases Priscilla Owen, Rogers-Brown and Pryor will be appeals court judges now. It's a good sign, however, that the right wingnutosphere is apoplectic, and radical cleric James Dobson, whose puppet Senator Bill Frist is firmly ensconced in his pocket, had this to say:

"This Senate agreement represents a complete bailout and betrayal by a cabal of Republicans and a great victory for united Democrats. Only three of President Bush's nominees will be given the courtesy of an up-or-down vote, and it's business as usual for all the rest. The rules that blocked conservative nominees remain in effect, and nothing of significance has changed. Justice Clarence Thomas, Justice Antonin Scalia, and Chief Justice William Rehnquist would never have served on the U. S. Supreme Court if this agreement had been in place during their confirmations. The unconstitutional filibuster survives in the arsenal of Senate liberals.

"We are grateful to Majority Leader Frist for courageously fighting to defend the vital principle of basic fairness. That principle has now gone down to defeat. We share the disappointment, outrage and sense of abandonment felt by millions of conservative Americans who helped put Republicans in power last November. I am certain that these voters will remember both Democrats and Republicans who betrayed their trust."

I can't wait until they find some dirt on this dirtbag, and take him out of the political scene.

Meanwhile, Kos advises us to look at the cold, hard facts:

There are those who think any compromise is a sign of weakness, and there's little that can be said to change their mind.

But here are the plain, unspun facts:

  • Democrats hold 44 seats in the 100 seat Senate. One independent sides with the Democrats, giving Dems a 10-seat deficit.

  • Reid had 49 votes. He needed 51 to defeat Frist's nuclear option.

  • Reid needed at least two of four undecided Republicans.

  • Had Reid come up short, the filibuster would be dead in judicial matters.

  • If the filibuster was dead, Bush would've been able to put anyone on the Supreme Court. Anyone.

  • Radical Christian Rightist James Dobson is demanding the right to choose the next Supreme Court nominee.

  • Dobson's biggest enemy is the filibuster. Hence, he forced Frist to engage in the nuclear option.

  • Because of the deal, Dobson can't choose the next Supreme Court justice. Bush's choice, if too extreme, faces the prospect of a filibuster.

In order to save face, Republicans have gotten up or down votes on most of the handful of judges who are currently being filibustered. It's a price, but a relatively small one to pay to protect the filibuster during the next Supreme Court battle.

Given that we have a 10-seat deficit in the Senate, that's no small feat.

Now, depending on what the definition of "extraordinary circumstances" is, and who thinks they get to define that with certainty, we could be in for this fight all over again.

This is yet more demonstrations that the Republicans do not want to govern; they want to rule. Vote Democratic in 2006.

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  Saturday, May 21, 2005

Cinnabar, 1993-2005.   Our favorite area restaurant closed last Sunday night, and we had our final meal there a week ago tonight. We're very sad.


Cinnabar, owned by siblings Alvin and Flame Simon and helmed by their "Magic Chef" Damon Bruner, served its last meals and drinks last Sunday night after 12 years of business in Glendale. Although they did great business on weekends, they couldn't get enough people to come during the week, and made the decision to close several weeks ago.

We first found Cinnabar via Dr. Cocktail, who recommended them to us as a great place to get well-made and classic cocktails (one of the few). Our first visit there was just to drink, and we weren't disappointed. They were one of the only places in Los Angeles (if not the only one) serving Sazeracs. Their cocktail menu included classics like the Sidecar, as well as 1930s-era cocktails from New York and tropical concotions from Cuba (such as the Hotel Nacional Special). The bar itself had some history as well; it was rescued from the now-demolished Chinatown bar Yee Mee Loo's, and according to Doc, it was once a prop in a 1930s-era movie.

This bar was gorgeous, and my lame photographs do not do it justice.

As we were drinking during our first visit some other people sitting next to us at the bar ordered food, and as soon as it was set down in front of them the aroma wrapped around our heads and nearly drove us mad. What we were smelling was perhaps the restaurant's signature dish, the Spicy Lemongrass Bouillabaisse, which I'll describe a bit later on. It was a dish that (as far as I know) Chef Damon had inherited from his predecessor, but it led us straight into the rest of his own wonderful cooking.

We quickly became regulars, and not just for drinks. We loved ever single dish we ever ate there, and when I was trying to behave myself during my major weight-loss period, we could still dine at Cinnabar because many of their entrées came in what they called a "half-order", which was more like two-thirds, and was a perfect amount of food.

We got to know the owners, bartenders and servers, and were happily greeted by name whenever we arrived. When we sent friends there, and they said they were friends of ours, Flame once exclaimed, "Oh, Chuck and Wes! I can hardly keep those two out of here!" We felt at home there, we felt happy there, but apparently we (and many others) didn't go there often enough. As they say, I suppose all good things come to an end. (Goddammit.)

As it turned out, though they were always busy on the weekends, they hardly had anyone coming during the week. Special events held on weeknights always sold well, but it apparently wasn't enough. Several weeks before we left for Jazzfest we got an email from Flame via their mailing list, saying that from then on the restaurant would be closed on Mondays and Tuesdays, and we thought that was a bad sign. Then, while we were at Fest, I checked my email and, at the bottom of the message about their upcoming Mother's Day event, was this:

What else is there to say?
SADLY, AS OF SUNDAY, MAY 15, WE ARE CLOSING CINNABAR, closing our doors after these twelve years of serving you fine cuisine and excellent wines, not to mention our classic cocktails. This was a decision taken neither easily nor quickly nor happily. We certainly hope to see each of you before we close, to say goodbye and thank you. We most assuredly shall miss you, our loyal customers and friends, but hope to see you again.

We immediately emailed some friends and made plans to have two more dinners there, on the next two Saturdays after we got back from New Orleans. The first Saturday's dinner was with Dr. and Nurse Cocktail, and unfortunately I forgot my camera so I have no pictures of that meal. Fortunately, though, Doc had his Treo phone/PDA camera with him -- only 640x428 resolution and no flash, and we were in the dark, but we made do. Almost everything we had that evening was ordered the following week as well, with a couple of exceptions, including one of our favorite Cinnabar desserts, simple yet lovely: Chocolate Fondue, a little ramekin of a dark, dense sauce consisting of lots of melted chocolate and cream, kept warm above a votive candle, with fresh fruits for dipping.

Chocolate fondue

There was one other notable dish that night, served when it was far too dark for the camera phone and which we didn't order the following Saturday, so no pictures. My description will have to do: Northern Pacific Oysters, half a dozen on the half-shell, topped with an ice-cold pickled ginger and sake granita. This was one of Wes' favorite dishes at the restaurant; he never ceased to rave about it. Usually he just had one, as an intermezzo during one of Damon's tasting menus (five courses, typically, for about $45). This time it was a whole plateful of them, and he and Doc gobbled them down. I, alas, thought I would not. I love oysters in every form -- fried, broiled, baked, stewed, in oyster dressing or gumbo or other soups -- except raw. I just can't do the raw oyster thing, as much as I want to. Maybe it's something I can build up to throughout my life, but right now and for the last 30 years I just haven't been able to do it. I did end up having one ... and the flavor was wonderful, but there's just something about the texture of a raw oyster that's still off-putting to me. I must get to work on that.

The mood was more jovial than we had expected. We were delighted to dine with Ted and Janet, of course, but when Flame came by our table she seemed to be in a great mood. It seems that she, Alvin and Damon had been discussing the possibility of closing for a long time, and made the decision to close a year ago; it was only a question of when, and when was announced with just over three weeks' notice. That made it more jarring for us, but she seemed to have made her peace with it. That made us feel a bit better, but only a bit. What made us feel the best was the grand company, the terrific drinks, and the fabulous food.

The following Saturday we returned for what was to be our last meal at Cinnabar, and this time forgetful eejit Chuck didn't forget the camera. Robb and Jaason joined us, and the meal was on. Oddly enough, in all the years we had been dining there, Wes and I had never tried the drink that Cinnabar inherited from Yee Mee Loo along with their bar, perhaps because we're skeptical of blue drinks in general (unless we're really in the mood for one, which is infrequent) and more so of drinks named after toilet cleaning products. However, since this was our last chance, we had The Infamous Yee Mee Loo Tidy Bowl:

Oh no, Father Jack ... not the Toilet Duck again!

Yep, that's one blue bleepin' drink, all right.

Doc was right; it was the least of the drinks on the menu. What did it taste like? Blue. And rum. And a little citrus (the blue curaçao, of course). Blue rum drink. That's about it. But now, we can say that we've had one.

Time for a real drink after that -- the Cinnabar Negroni. Former bartender Jason (we think) came up with this variation on the standard Negroni, which is equal parts gin, sweet vermouth and Campari, and we find the variation to be superior. Not only do we find it so, but Gary Regan found it to be good enough to publish in his book New Classic Cocktails, immortalizing it in print forever. Here's the recipe, with our latest bitters specification:

The Cinnabar Negroni

1-1/2 ounces Campari.
3/4 ounce gin.
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth.
2 dashes Regans' Orange Bitters No. 6.

Shake for 10 seconds (or stir for 30) with cracked ice; strain into
a cocktail glass and garnish with an orange slice.

That, my friends, is a kick-ass drink, a kicked-up Negroni that'll tickle your palate as a near-perfect aperitivo to your meal. Make your Negronis this way and not only will you like it better (I predict), but you'll help keep the memory of Cinnabar alive.

Okay, our palates perched and ready to go, we dove into the menu. The signature appetizer at Cinnabar never appeared on the menu, for some reason. We didn't care; we always knew to ask for it, and in fact we ordered it nearly every time we dined there, often splitting it before each ordering our own starters. If we'd forget about it, our servers Jessica or Chris would always remind us. These were the No-Ri Rolls: Slices of sashimi-grade tuna rolled up around a spear of asparagus with a strip of nori (seaweed) on the outside, then dipped in a tempura batter and fried just long enough to crisp up the batter and cook the very outside edge of the tuna, leaving most of the tuna raw. This was served with a spicy mayonnaise-based dressing and shredded carrots and daikon with sprouts.

The magnificent No-Ri Rolls

So simple, yet so wonderful in flavor, the whole far surpassing the sum of its parts. Such a lovely thing deserves a close-up, I should think:

Yum!

I felt like splurging. This was to be our last meal there, so let's not skimp on anything. I had tried just about every starter on the menu save one, primarily because of its expense. As it turned out, $15.50 was a pittance for what may be the best thing on their starter menu; as gorgeous as all the dishes are, this one absolutely knocked my socks and shoes off: Pan-Smoked Lobster, with baby field green salad, soy sauce, ginger and scallions. The lobster was amazing, slightly smoky and impossibly tender, just as tender as the butter-poached lobster we had had a few months back, courtesy of the recipe from Chef Thomas Keller of The French Laundry. I daresay that I may like pan-smoked lobster better than butter-poached. The dressing was spicy-tangy-gingery; in my humble opinion, a Platonic dish.

Pan-smoked lobster with baby greens, ginger, soy sauce and scallions - a Platonic dish.

Robb and Jaason split a dish that we ordered the previous week, one that we had enjoyed very much: Spicy Sizzling Calamari Salad, with cilantro, mint, peanuts and lime juice. It's so nice to have calamari not-fried, which is how so many places prepare it. This was stir-fried in a wok, Chinese-style, but with Thai flavors and seasonings. Beautiful.

Here, squiddy squiddy squiddy squid!

For my final entrée I chose something that had appeared on and disappeared from the menu at various times, and I was glad to catch it one last time; it's one of my favorite salmon preparations ever. Sesame-Crusted Wild Alaskan King Salmon, with wasabi mashed potatoes and lobster coconut-curry sauce. This, along with dishes like the bouillabaisse and lobster, are perfect representations of the California-French-Asian fusion that's executed so perfectly by Chef Damon. The black and white sesame seeds provide a perfect crunchy crust and creamy, nutty flavor; the salmon is perfectly cooked; the broth, based on a classic French lobster stock becomes Asian-tropical with the coconut milk-based mild Thai-style red curry sauce, with an up-your-nose zing from the wasabi in the potatoes, but not so much as to cause the exquisite pain I usually seek from wasabi and horseradish, with the potatoes anchoring the dish in creamy, American comfort food. And it's all perched atop some kale, green beans and a stack of batonnets of other veggies, so that I'll grow up to be big and strong.

One of my favorite salmon dishes, period.

That was washed down with a glass of Sonoma Pinot Noir, the name of which sadly escapes me, but a Pinot was perfect for this dish.

Wesly couldn't have anything as his final Cinnabar meal other than the restaurant's signature dish -- the Spicy Lemongrass Bouillabaisse, with fresh crab, sea scallops, rock shrimp, lobster and fish of the day, with glass noodles in a lobster, lemongrass and Asian lime leaf broth. It's absolutely amazing, incredibly aromatic, spicy indeed and delicious in the same way a good gumbo is, with many layers of flavors playing off each other like musicians in a symphony orchestra. It killed me not to get this, but I was in a mood for something else. I had the perfect solution, though -- I had Chris ask Chef to pack up an order of it to go, and I'd have it for lunch the next day. I couldn't let it pass me by either, 'cause it's also a Platonic dish.

A Platonic dish.

Robb had a dish that I had been very fond of, variations of which appeared on the menu now and again, and of course, the dish is made magical by the very first words that describe it: Bacon-Wrapped Swordfish Medallions with garlic mashed potatoes and whole-grain mustard cream. My own particular favorite rendition of this dish featured bacon-wrapped medallions of monkfish, which I love even more than swordfish.

Mmmmmmmm, baaaconnnnnn ...

Jaason had what I had last week with Doc and Nursie, although then it was too dark to get a decent picture with the camera phone. My splurgey mood last week (although the dish wasn't really expensive) was to have something truffley, and since one of my other favorite fish was being served in a truffley manner, it was a no-brainer: Panko and Herb-Crusted Alaskan Halibut with grilled celery root purée and black truffle cream. "Cream sauce!" shrieked my inner WeightWatchers counselor. "Cream sauce, cream sauce!" "Feck off," I retorted to my inner WeightWatchers counselor, and beat him over the head with my inner rubber truncheon until he retreated into my inner coat closet, whimpering and cursing, whereupon I then locked him in. Presumably Jaason had no such inner struggle.

Truffles?  Yes please.

They looked at and ate the food, and saw that it was good, and after the third course, they rested. (Then we had Chris take a picture of the table, and I had a dopey look on my face.)

What was I saying?

Okay, enough rest. Time for dessert!

They mostly speak for themselves, such as Wes' choice: Lemon Bread Pudding, with green tea ice cream, raspberry and mango sauces. That's a glass of late harvest Riesling next to it.

Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!

Jaason got another old favorite, and the one with the best name: "Chocolate Air Cake ... on a Drunken Cloud". A light-textured, almost fluffy but rich chocolate cake with a densely chocolatey topping, atop a Grand Marnier-flavored whipped cream. Oy.

I wanna live on a drunken cloud!

Robb got another favorite (but they're all our favorites ... how the feck do we have a favorite when they're all our favorites?): Warm Banana Spring Rolls with chocolate sauce and vanilla bean ice cream.

This one runs hot and cold with me ...

Finally, mine; the only one on the menu I had never tried before, and finally ordered at the recommendation (urging, really) of our server Chris. I'm really glad I listened to him. Rustic Apple Tart à la mode, with caramel sauce, sort of the poor man's Tarte Tatin and incredibly tasty. The 20-year-old Taylor Fladgate tawny port I drank with it as lovely, lovely, lovely.

Not a cheap tart.

And with that, we were finished.

I managed not to cry, as I feared I would. I also managed to have as wonderful a Cinnabar experience as any I'd had before -- great drinks, great food, great friends, in a warm, friendly atmosphere. Places like that are damned scarce these days, particularly right by your neighborhood.

Flame and Alvin are done, apparently, but