TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS



"When Christian students at Texas A&M University donned pro-abstinence
T-shirts titled 'Top Ten Reasons Why Jesus is Better than Beer,'
Steve Berry of Texas A&M's Agnostic and Atheist Student Group knew
how to respond:"


10.  No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

 9.  Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

 8.  Beer has never caused a major war.

 7.  They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

 6.  When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying
     to give them away.

 5.  Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over
     their brand of Beer.

 4.  You don't have to wait more than two thousand years for a second
     Beer.

 3.  There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

 2.  You can prove you have a Beer.

 1.  If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help
     you stop.